Fart-operated TV remote

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20 Responses to “Fart-operated TV remote”

  1. Remus Shepherd says:

    At last, a TV remote my dog can operate.

  2. Anonymous says:

    brilliant!

  3. millrick says:

    i am overcome with dispair

  4. Anonymous says:

    ill take 5 and hide them about my old bachelor friends homes. muhahahahahaha.

  5. Anonymous says:

    At last! Now I can channel surf without putting down the double-stuffed pizza and cheezy sticks!

  6. TulsaTV says:

    Hey, “The Sarah Silverman Program” is on!

  7. Anonymous says:

    A fart operated remote? I could probably play a fart operated pipe organ with the gas I’ve been getting.

  8. Donald Petersen says:

    21st century civilization has reached its zenith, ninety years earlier than expected.

    It’s all downhill from here, folks.

  9. hassenpfeffer says:

    This is nothing compared to the flatulence-driven device at the start of Scalzi’s The Android’s Dream.

  10. Patrick Dodds says:

    A chair that Twitters every time the occupant farts? As a comment on Twitter, that’s not bad.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Best. News. Ever.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Really?! I would guess that all the smart women in the universe already know how boring/predictable/infantile (babies love farts) the men in the world are.

    Go for it guys: you only prove us right!

  13. Anonymous says:

    57 guffs and nuthin on

  14. MrsBug says:

    If my dad had this, we’d never get to watch anything for more than 10 minutes.

  15. Nash Rambler says:

    With right eye-clawing infomercial, this baby would sell like hotcakes. In the meantime, I’m continually amazed at people’s capacity to invent new lows, and immediately stoop to them.

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