#IfAndrewBrietbartEditedIt

Huckleberry Finn: Affirmative action sends ungrateful black man on river cruise, using lib-approved child labor. (via)2001: An intelligent computer heroically stops wasteful government spending on space exploration. (via)Little Rascals: Juvenile delinquency caused by having black friends. Also, where's Buckwheat's birth certificate? (via)Aladdin: Swarthy thief flees jail, abducts princess, kills trusted advisor & performs coup d'etat. (via) • Black men stole the rock and roll sound from Marty McFly!!! (via) • MLK's famous speech: "I have a dream that my nation will not be judged by character." (via)Inglorious Basterds: Deranged Jewish woman murders innocent moviegoers (via)The Lord of the Rings: Through grit, working class Hobbits take back 'their' Middle America from colored Orcs (via) #IfAndrewBrietbartEditedIt (thanks, Maggie)

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  1. “They think they can take me down, that they can hurt me,” says Breitbart. “It just makes me bigger.”

    Isn’t that the very definition of “hubris?”

  2. Black Snake Moan: Upstanding white woman bravely resists brainwashing attempts by her abusive black abductor, escapes to find her proper place as the humble wife of a proud military veteran.

  3. I think that The Lord of the Rings would be: Illegal immigrants secretly cross border with stolen jewelry, destroy local home, killing everyone inside.

  4. Last one, I swear.

    ET: Bleeding heart white boy helps illegal alien escape capture by immigration authorities using magic hippie bicycle.

  5. Deep Throat: Woman suffers terrible affliction, gets helped by her doctor, helps others.

  6. In this thread, “Heroic white suitor vows eternal fidelity, nonviolence” is actually a rickroll…

  7. Bwahahaha : “Beauty And The Beast – Local hunter rescues imprisoned white female with Stockholm Syndrome”

  8. “A Time to Kill”: Black man believes whites deserve to die; hopes they burn in hell.

  9. This is great. Thanks for posting this Xeni!

    “Driving Miss Daisy”
    Enraged black driver takes elderly white woman on hell ride.

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