Two-headed, six-legged baby dragon

Just a month after the Venice Beach Freakshow acquired a two-headed albino snake named Lenny and Squiggy, they've welcomed a two-headed six-legged baby bearded dragon to its new sideshow home. Freakshow owner Todd Ray paid $5,000 to an amateur herpetologist near Dayton, Ohio for the critter, now named Pancho and Lefty. The Freakshow now has 14 live two-headed animals. From AOL News:

(Pancho and Lefty) move with relative ease, although sleep can occasionally be a struggle when Pancho wants to rest, but Lefty doesn't. Lefty will start walking and dragging his twin in a desired direction. When Pancho inevitably wakes up, he'll start pulling the other way.

But overall, they get along well and never fight.

"It's like they're used to having each other there," Ray said.

"Two-Headed, Six-Legged Dragon Is 'Amazingly Cute'"

• [Baron Karza]

  Who says nuclear waste is all a bad thing?

• [Gilbert Wham]

  Anyone care to elucidate me as to what that excellent bit of cop-show funk was in the soundtrack? I need to pimp-strut around with that in my ears…

  • [Anonymous]

    It’s by Nujabes, that much I know. Probably from his Champloo series of music.

  • [Anonymous]

    Tsutchie – Loading Zone

    But Nujabes is(was) cool, too!

    • [Gilbert Wham]

      Thanks.

• [Itsumishi]

  “It’s like they’re used to having each other there,” Ray said.

  Well if there was ever a time to utter the words “Thanks Captain Obvious!” I guess it’s now.

• [draconoth]

  that is just disturbing can i get a chaser please that makes me sad and sick that they would let it stay alive in that kind of shape im not into deformed animals sorry

  chaser please or link to robot unicorn

• [charlesj]

  Too bad Spemann and Mangold did not live long enough to collect royalties on their discovery.

• [mchampag]

  Gah.

• [macegr]

  I guess $5,000 can buy you either a stolen phone and search warrant, or a two-headed lizard. I think whether you’d choose the lizard or the phone tells a little bit about what kind of person you are.

• [efergus3]

  Should have been Pancho and Cisco.

  • [Raj77]

    But then it wouldn’t have been a Townes van Zandt reference, and therefore would be less cool.

  • [teknocholer]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMPydiR4NaQ

• [Trent Hawkins]

  Challenge Rating: 1/4

• [RHK]

  But when are they going to acquire the 4 assed monkey?

• [Glossolalia Black]

  (Very) small criticism: I think that Lenny and Squiggy probably shouldn’t be referred to in the singular. If they are as they appear to be, and are as individual as Lefty and Pancho here (who, by the way, are ADORABLE), then the Venice Beach Freakshow acquired two albino snakes that share one body, not a two-headed albino snake.

  The only reason I bring this up: because Abigail and Brittany would probably say the same thing.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

  I get that it rolls off the tongue easier to say “two-headed” though.

  • [Donald Petersen]

    “Tongues,” you mean.