Haiku for failed banks

The finance and economics blog Calculated Risk publishes an unofficial, periodically updated list of problem banks in the USA. The most recent edition includes 800 such institutions.Every time a bank fails, they post a haiku ode. Here's a snip from the most recent entry, regarding failed banks in Washington and Oregon

The Cowlitz Bank failed.
Udderly Ridiculous!
Their milk shake was drank.

(via Ned Sublette)