It’s subversive as hell because it is a kids film, but how does it end? The team loses and the one shy kid finally gets the strength to tell the other team they can shove the trophy up their ass. And Walter Matthau allows the kids to drink beer when they lose.

But if I did…

You have to know when to sexually harass and when to keep your distance. Like a lion you have to look for the weak ones. 21 or 22 right out of college no real world experience who is receptive to older men. This is the Letterman way and it should work for about 1 year or so before you need to plan an exit strategy. 50 year old woman is to old and wise to the world to be tricked like this. Just ask Clinton or Letterman. The older ones get you in trouble.

Never said it. Never implied it.

It didn’t help that my first day they also announced that they would be shrinking the product line I worked on from 5 new products a year to 2 products a year.

Also, I came in as a contractor with the understanding that I could be hired as a regular FTE in 6 months. However, after talking to all my fellow contractors and realizing that they’d all been made similar promises years ago (none had been made FTE), I knew I had to find somewhere new.

How does a b-grade, “softcore” porn actress get a gig with a Fortune 500 CEO as a contractor?

Your small-mindedness is duly noted. For what we know, she might just have worked hard to get out of softcore and into a more rewarding career. After all, she has a degree in political science and is a single mother, according to her lawyer.

If anything, shouldn’t we be talking about what Mark Hurd did, rather than Facebook-stalking his victim?

I sure hope so, going to be there shortly.

Hurd’s a jerk if he harassed her, and her being a former skinemax star doesn’t make it any better. In fact, it makes Hurd all the more of an idiot. Adult movie actresses usually aren’t fools about the power of their own appearance, and usually have a strict work/play line. It’s like a bunny rabbit poking the grizzly bear with a stick (that…wasn’t intended as euphamism…)

Reading comprehension FTW!

In order to advance your career, selling your body is considered perfectly acceptable?

And I really hope you get a better job that greeting execs at events lol. Oh, and dallas is great for mba’s. There are plenty of jobs around here for them.

Some people got it and make it pay. Some people can’t even give it away.

As an aside, the softcore movies were filmed when she was in her thirties.

Well, color me shocked.