Cat Armor


20 Responses to “Cat Armor”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the *Kittens* of war… ?

  2. ponto says:

    It’s not nearly so swank, but my cat looks quite distinguished in her feline-sized pickelhaube – the old Prussian spiked helmet –

  3. jimh says:


  4. Vulpes Abnocto says:

    When the lady of the house called me to the computer with the words “I just found armor for my cat!”, horrific images of chastity belts ran through my head.


  5. ponto says:

    Oh, my lozenge camouflage sneakers are fabulous, Dr. Hypercube:

    I’m not sure I’d trust Nutmeg around firearms – though a Mouser would be an appropriate variant on the Mauser.

  6. maryr says:

    Also awesome and not immediately obvious from link – Ro-Cat: The 1934 Twin Rocket Flying Suit. I think not naming this Ro-Cat-Teer was a lost opportunity.

  7. Apreche says:

    That may be armor for a cat, but it’s not cat armor.

    There’s an anime series titled El-Hazard. In it, there is a cat which literally wraps itself around the main character to form a protective covering. That’s what I call cat armor.

    Sorry I can’t find an image or video right now.

  8. acb says:

    Has anybody tried dressing a live cat in such armour? I can see that going wrong in a number of ways.

    • minamisan says:

      I totally agree. My cat almost tortures itself to death trying to remove a collar with a bell. I can’t imagine what would happen if I dressed it in this (yet a dark & deeply repressed part of me wants to try).

  9. fr4nk says:

    I can haz matchen hooman armer fer when we tri too put thiz on ar kittehz?

  10. Potoman says:

    Even better than the Squirrel Armor from Pitbull Armory (who also made several for dogs as the name implies)

  11. Cherubini says:

    I can hardly express how awesome that is.

  12. dr.hypercube says:

    I’m still waiting for Thracian mouse greaves for the Reply

  • WisconsinPlatt says:

    I believe that may have been worn by Miowara Tomokato – Samurai Cat

  • Blackwell says:

    I can has sum holez drilld for heering?

  • braininavat says:

    Just imagine the sounds from the alley at night if this becomes a trend!

  • Trent Hawkins says:

    I’m kind of disappointing that it’s not an actual relic.

  • millrick says:

    just caught my cat downloading images from that website, and am now hearing metalworking sounds emanating from the cat’s ‘fortress of solitude’.

    should I be worried?

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