Critique of badly-drawn Bible Story Coloring Book

Here's a funny, page-by-page critique of an Old Testament Christian coloring book for children that was drawn by a particularly lazy artist. As Boing Boing reader dominiondancer points out in the BB Submitterator item, "Jonah writhes around on the beach like Madonna in the Cherish video, and two camels play Human (or Camel) Centipede."

Link: Sexy Mermaid Jonah and other biblical coloring book disasters (Studies in Crap/pitch.com)

• [andreinla]

  Now what I’d like to see is King of Crayon’s take on this excellent material.

  http://kingocrayons.blogspot.com/

• [Palefire]

  Job was a merman?

• [mbarzo]

  It’s Zach Galifianakis! Praise be.

• [Anonymous]

  Slightly less attention to detail than R. Crumb’s recent illustrated version of The Book of Genesis. Only slightly…

• [I have no mouth and I must scream]

  Prefer the Dune Coloring and Activity Book.

  http://www.amazon.com/Dune-Coloring-and-Activity-Book/dp/0448233541

  http://www.flickr.com/photos/12436996@N00/639298185/#/

  “We Fremen have a saying: “God created Arakis to train the faithful.” One cannot go against the word of God. ”

• [Anonymous]

  http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

  ;)

  • [Teller]

    Nice Maddox-fu.

• [pjcamp]

  That’s the beach?

  I thought him and the fish were under a comforter.

• [Anonymous]

  Maybe they’re trying to draw attention away from the plot?