Female tennis players hitting the ball in slow-motion


32 Responses to “Female tennis players hitting the ball in slow-motion”

  1. thebelgianpanda says:

    am i completely weird that i appreciated that like i did the BBC series ‘The World’? i know a lot of the shots in this were cheesy, and i also enjoy porn, but *damn* the muscles on some of those women were amazing. does that make me weird? :D

  2. Anonymous says:

    My thought process during the Serena Williams one:
    “God, she’s so pretty. And I love all that glitter every-DAYUM LOOK AT THEM ARMS.”

  3. Nadreck says:

    Hey, Serena Williams is all sparkly: does that mean she’s a vampire or just a vamp?

  4. Tim says:

    Rule 36?

    I usually only hear Rule 34 referenced.

  5. W. James Au says:

    That Serena video reminds me of this one awesomesauce fight scene from Kathryn Bigelow’s *Strange Days* where Angela Bassett kicks the crap outta some punks. She backhands one dude in super slo-mo with pretty much that expression while her dreds fly every which way.

    FUCK, can’t find that clip on YouTube.

  6. dwdyer says:

    Ooooh, glitter!!!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Not that I mind, but aren’t there any ugly top women’s tennis players?

  8. KurtMac says:

    How long before the glitter-ball makes it into regulation play?

    “Ahh! My eyes! All I see is a horrible rainbow!”

  9. mistersite says:

    In other news, “Sigur Rós speed” is now a thing.

  10. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I watched the first one and thought, “Oh, that’s why my tennis-playing students can no longer bend their knees more than five degrees.”

  11. Anonymous says:

    I think I just found a replacement for YouPorn. Thanks, Xeni!

  12. sloverlord says:

    Gaaaaah that made me wince. Is that really what happens to your knee when you play tennis?

  13. Stuart Ellis says:

    I thought I read somewhere that Tarantino is actually working on a Kill Bill 3…

  14. max says:

    too bad david foster wallace isn’t around to lend us his thoughts on this

  15. mellowknees says:

    Amazing! What a cool idea. I wish my muscles worked this well.

  16. narrowstreetsLA says:

    Thanks Xeni. These are fapulous.

  17. mellon says:

    Woah. I need a cigarette now.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I hope I’m reborn as a sports bra.

  19. Webbie says:

    Did I just sit through an extended American Apparel commercial…?

  20. Anonymous says:

    Seems kinda dopey to me. I’m sure there is a point, but is wankery it?

  21. Anonymous says:

    Tennis or GTFO

  22. Glenn Fleishman says:

    I dunno. Watching women beat the hell out of a tennis ball doesn’t arouse me; I’m currently in a fetal position, typing with one toe.

  23. adamnvillani says:

    Serena Williams somehow manages to be both incredibly muscular and incredibly babelicious at the same time. This combination may be unique; the others are various combinations of less muscular and less babelicious, although aesthetically these movies are incredible no matter how you slice it.

  24. Noodlehead says:

    Most of the women look as though they just want to hit the ball. Then, there’s Serena Williams. She looks like she’s trying to knock the cover off the damn thing.

  25. mellon says:

    I didn’t think it was particularly hot, Glenn, but damn, it was beautiful! :’)

    • ibbers says:

      wasn’t it ever? pretty amazing.

      serena williams was by far the most wow…

      thanks xeni – sport isn’t my thing, especially tennis, but a nice little bit on how amazing humans can be (in this case, human strength, agility and skill).

  26. wargonzola says:

    I had no idea there even *was* a rule 36. Turns out there’re 47 in total, and only five (directly) address porn. I’m oddly disappointed in anonymous right now.

  27. Itsumishi says:

    Is it just me or do half of these videos seem very poorly filmed?

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