After sitting through this New York Times gallery with ultra-slow-mo video of female tennis stars doing their thing at Sigur Rós speed, the thought occurs that Serena Williams should star in the next Kill Bill sequel, should there ever be one. Then, my next thought is, like, since when is the Times in the business of publishing internet jerkoff videos? Rule 36, people, you know I'm right!
Female tennis players hitting the ball in slow-motion
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