Frankenmascot: all the cereal mascots in one


Jon sez, "What do you get when you combine just about every breakfast cereal character you know into one magnificent being? Something that's part Cap'n Crunch, part Sugar Bear, and 14 other parts. Can you name them all?"

The creator is selling prints of this frankenmascot, too!

FREE Thing Included! (Thanks, Jon, via Submitterator!)

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  1. 1. Boo Berry
    2. Cap’n Crunch
    3. Tony the Tiger
    4. Toucan Sam
    5. The Trix Rabbit
    6. L.C. Leprechaun
    7. Frankenberry
    8. Buzz Bee from Honey Nut Cheerios
    9. Cookie Jarvis
    10. Pop from Rice Krispies
    11. Sonny from Coco Puffs
    12. California Raisins
    13.
    14.

    Agh! Who else!?

    1. I know! What’s the deal with that? Usually these characters look so high on their sugar addiction you wouldn’t expect them to come down for weeks…

  2. I recently learned that Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch. It’s in “The Moose that Roared”, a book about the Jay Ward animation studios.

    Just had to share.

  3. Cue music: “Get a sweet corn taste, and all the vitamins you need. King Vitamin, have breakfast with the king,..” I also miss Kaboom!

  4. What about all those great supermarket brand mascots that almost, but not to the legally actionable level, resemble those of the major brands? They should have their own composite.

  5. I concur with #4: it really looks unhappy.

    Pondering existence as such a mixed up freak: no wonder it’s depressed!

    It also looks too wimpy (tho’ well dressed): how about Tony the Tigers head, Count Choculas fangs, float like Toucan Sam but sting like that Honey nut bee. . .maybe the fists of Frankenberry? At least a composite creature like that could take care of itself. . .

  6. “Hey . . .kids. Kill me . . . please, kill me! Use the butter knife, or the damn spoon for all I care. Just do it. I can’t go on like this. Oh, God, nothing will mate with me, not even that goddamn parrot who gets jagged on Cocoa Puffs.”

  7. 1. trix (rabbit’s ears)
    2. rice krispies (pop’s cap)
    3. frankenberry (stove pipe)
    4. cinnamon toast crunch (wendell’s eyes and glasses)
    5. smacks (dig’em’s freckled head)
    6. froot loops (toucan sam’s bill)
    7. golden crisp (sugar bear’s turtleneck)
    8. boo berry (bow tie)
    9. cap’n crunch (jacket)
    10. frosted flakes (tony’s arms)
    11. cookie crisp (jarvis’ wand)
    12. honey nut cheerios (bee’s butt)
    13. cocoa puffs (cuckoo’s tail)
    14. lucky charms (four-leaf clover)
    15. yummy mummy (bandaged legs)
    16. those shoes are driving me insane because i recognize them but can’t place them

  8. GENE SPLICING PROGRAM NOW IN PLACE

    TELEPOD 1: TRANSMITTER OF SUBJECTS A-M

    TELEPOD 2: RECEIVER POD OF GENETICALLY FUSED A-M COMBINATION SUBJECT

    READY FOR FUSION

  9. Trix, Froot Loops, Frankenberry, Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, Rice Krispies, Cocoa Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, Cookie Crisp, Life

  10. that hat belongs to “Pop” of Snap, Crackle and Pop/Rice Crispies. The face looks like Wendell, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Baker. The Spatted feet are Count Chocula.

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