Frankenmascot: all the cereal mascots in one

Jon sez, "What do you get when you combine just about every breakfast cereal character you know into one magnificent being? Something that's part Cap'n Crunch, part Sugar Bear, and 14 other parts. Can you name them all?"

The creator is selling prints of this frankenmascot, too!

FREE Thing Included! (Thanks, Jon, via Submitterator!)

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hugemonkey

How about:
Fruity Yummy Mummy for the legs
Sugar Bear for the turtleneck
Eric

No Quisp???
- Anonymous
  
  oooh, Quisp
  sooo sweet
  as sweet as youth and Quangeroos
zizzybaloobah

Frankenberry (stove pipe on the head)
zizzybaloobah

Booberry (bow tie)
Urban Garlic

I recently learned that Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch. It’s in “The Moose that Roared”, a book about the Jay Ward animation studios.

Just had to share.
beaker

Agree with Eric. No Quisp or Quake means that this beast is not a full-blown WhichWhatWho.
Spoon

Dig ‘Em (Sugar Smacks) for the spots on his face.
- Anonymous
  
  God bless u!
Eric

And no Freakies!!!

Can’t believe my Mom threw out my complete set.
Anonymous

1. trix (rabbit’s ears)
2. rice krispies (pop’s cap)
3. frankenberry (stove pipe)
4. cinnamon toast crunch (wendell’s eyes and glasses)
5. smacks (dig’em’s freckled head)
6. froot loops (toucan sam’s bill)
7. golden crisp (sugar bear’s turtleneck)
8. boo berry (bow tie)
9. cap’n crunch (jacket)
10. frosted flakes (tony’s arms)
11. cookie crisp (jarvis’ wand)
12. honey nut cheerios (bee’s butt)
13. cocoa puffs (cuckoo’s tail)
14. lucky charms (four-leaf clover)
15. yummy mummy (bandaged legs)
16. those shoes are driving me insane because i recognize them but can’t place them
insideout

It looks like a jabberwocky done Yellow Submarine style.
dross1260

count chocula, then frenkenberry, then boo berry, historically speaking.
comatus

No Rice Krinkles? No shirtee.
seyo

Hey, no King Vitaman??? Pfffttt!!!!!
- Anonymous
  
  Have breakfast with the King?
  I am not a monarchist, except for King vitamin.
  nutritious and delicious
beaker

Cue music: “Get a sweet corn taste, and all the vitamins you need. King Vitamin, have breakfast with the king,..” I also miss Kaboom!
Anonymous

Wow, that looks nothing like THIS POSTER done by Todd Slater last year-

http://thestuff.nakatomiinc.com/2009/01/08/the-nakatomi-invitational-t-shirt-poster-club-is-here/

And by nothing, I mean exactly.
Kaleberg

What about all those great supermarket brand mascots that almost, but not to the legally actionable level, resemble those of the major brands? They should have their own composite.
sobriquet

Todd Slater did this “Cereal Mutant” poster/t-shirt about a year and a half ago.

http://www.nakatomiinc.com/vaults/images/invitational/slaterTodd.jpg
Anonymous

I don’t see Doug Flutie from “Flutie Flakes.”

Maybe put a football under the arm?
gwailo_joe

I concur with #4: it really looks unhappy.

Pondering existence as such a mixed up freak: no wonder it’s depressed!

It also looks too wimpy (tho’ well dressed): how about Tony the Tigers head, Count Choculas fangs, float like Toucan Sam but sting like that Honey nut bee. . .maybe the fists of Frankenberry? At least a composite creature like that could take care of itself. . .
Spoon

GENE SPLICING PROGRAM NOW IN PLACE

TELEPOD 1: TRANSMITTER OF SUBJECTS A-M

TELEPOD 2: RECEIVER POD OF GENETICALLY FUSED A-M COMBINATION SUBJECT

READY FOR FUSION
Anonymous

Kind of been done before – Big Mixx – for reals.
http://cgi.ebay.com/1990-Kelloggs-Big-Mixx-Cereal-Box-premium-jj120-/300396361351
Stefan Jones

“Hey . . .kids. Kill me . . . please, kill me! Use the butter knife, or the damn spoon for all I care. Just do it. I can’t go on like this. Oh, God, nothing will mate with me, not even that goddamn parrot who gets jagged on Cocoa Puffs.”
benher

Also, no love for the Cookie Crook?
Anonymous

Trix, Froot Loops, Frankenberry, Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, Rice Krispies, Cocoa Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, Cookie Crisp, Life
acb

Any chance of T-shirts?
Anonymous

that hat belongs to “Pop” of Snap, Crackle and Pop/Rice Crispies. The face looks like Wendell, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Baker. The Spatted feet are Count Chocula.
Anonymous

Do I detect the magnificent tail feathers of a Corny (Corn Flakes) of a bygone era?
- Anonymous
  
  mos def
lewis stoole

it’s magnificently horrendous
danwarning

1. Boo Berry
2. Cap’n Crunch
3. Tony the Tiger
4. Toucan Sam
5. The Trix Rabbit
6. L.C. Leprechaun
7. Frankenberry
8. Buzz Bee from Honey Nut Cheerios
9. Cookie Jarvis
10. Pop from Rice Krispies
11. Sonny from Coco Puffs
12. California Raisins
13.
14.

Agh! Who else!?
danwarning

Whoops, doubled up on the Cap’n. My bad. 3 to go! (The ‘spatted’ shoes and the face)
buenasolas

cinnamon toast crunch chef(glasses)
Anonymous

whoever it is, it looks so sad.
- benher
  
  I know! What’s the deal with that? Usually these characters look so high on their sugar addiction you wouldn’t expect them to come down for weeks…
Felton / Moderator

Just looking at this is giving me a sugar rush.