Frankenmascot: all the cereal mascots in one


38 Responses to “Frankenmascot: all the cereal mascots in one”

  1. hugemonkey says:

    How about:
    Fruity Yummy Mummy for the legs
    Sugar Bear for the turtleneck

  2. Eric says:

    No Quisp???

  3. zizzybaloobah says:

    Frankenberry (stove pipe on the head)

  4. zizzybaloobah says:

    Booberry (bow tie)

  5. Urban Garlic says:

    I recently learned that Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch. It’s in “The Moose that Roared”, a book about the Jay Ward animation studios.

    Just had to share.

  6. beaker says:

    Agree with Eric. No Quisp or Quake means that this beast is not a full-blown WhichWhatWho.

  7. Spoon says:

    Dig ‘Em (Sugar Smacks) for the spots on his face.

  8. Eric says:

    And no Freakies!!!

    Can’t believe my Mom threw out my complete set.

  9. Anonymous says:

    1. trix (rabbit’s ears)
    2. rice krispies (pop’s cap)
    3. frankenberry (stove pipe)
    4. cinnamon toast crunch (wendell’s eyes and glasses)
    5. smacks (dig’em’s freckled head)
    6. froot loops (toucan sam’s bill)
    7. golden crisp (sugar bear’s turtleneck)
    8. boo berry (bow tie)
    9. cap’n crunch (jacket)
    10. frosted flakes (tony’s arms)
    11. cookie crisp (jarvis’ wand)
    12. honey nut cheerios (bee’s butt)
    13. cocoa puffs (cuckoo’s tail)
    14. lucky charms (four-leaf clover)
    15. yummy mummy (bandaged legs)
    16. those shoes are driving me insane because i recognize them but can’t place them

  10. insideout says:

    It looks like a jabberwocky done Yellow Submarine style.

  11. dross1260 says:

    count chocula, then frenkenberry, then boo berry, historically speaking.

  12. comatus says:

    No Rice Krinkles? No shirtee.

  13. seyo says:

    Hey, no King Vitaman??? Pfffttt!!!!!

  14. beaker says:

    Cue music: “Get a sweet corn taste, and all the vitamins you need. King Vitamin, have breakfast with the king,..” I also miss Kaboom!

  15. Anonymous says:

    Wow, that looks nothing like THIS POSTER done by Todd Slater last year-

    And by nothing, I mean exactly.

  16. Kaleberg says:

    What about all those great supermarket brand mascots that almost, but not to the legally actionable level, resemble those of the major brands? They should have their own composite.

  17. sobriquet says:

    Todd Slater did this “Cereal Mutant” poster/t-shirt about a year and a half ago.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I don’t see Doug Flutie from “Flutie Flakes.”

    Maybe put a football under the arm?

  19. gwailo_joe says:

    I concur with #4: it really looks unhappy.

    Pondering existence as such a mixed up freak: no wonder it’s depressed!

    It also looks too wimpy (tho’ well dressed): how about Tony the Tigers head, Count Choculas fangs, float like Toucan Sam but sting like that Honey nut bee. . .maybe the fists of Frankenberry? At least a composite creature like that could take care of itself. . .

  20. Spoon says:





  21. Stefan Jones says:

    “Hey . . .kids. Kill me . . . please, kill me! Use the butter knife, or the damn spoon for all I care. Just do it. I can’t go on like this. Oh, God, nothing will mate with me, not even that goddamn parrot who gets jagged on Cocoa Puffs.”

  22. benher says:

    Also, no love for the Cookie Crook?

  23. Anonymous says:

    Trix, Froot Loops, Frankenberry, Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, Rice Krispies, Cocoa Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, Cookie Crisp, Life

  24. acb says:

    Any chance of T-shirts?

  25. Anonymous says:

    that hat belongs to “Pop” of Snap, Crackle and Pop/Rice Crispies. The face looks like Wendell, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Baker. The Spatted feet are Count Chocula.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Do I detect the magnificent tail feathers of a Corny (Corn Flakes) of a bygone era?

  27. lewis stoole says:

    it’s magnificently horrendous

  28. danwarning says:

    1. Boo Berry
    2. Cap’n Crunch
    3. Tony the Tiger
    4. Toucan Sam
    5. The Trix Rabbit
    6. L.C. Leprechaun
    7. Frankenberry
    8. Buzz Bee from Honey Nut Cheerios
    9. Cookie Jarvis
    10. Pop from Rice Krispies
    11. Sonny from Coco Puffs
    12. California Raisins

    Agh! Who else!?

  29. danwarning says:

    Whoops, doubled up on the Cap’n. My bad. 3 to go! (The ‘spatted’ shoes and the face)

  30. buenasolas says:

    cinnamon toast crunch chef(glasses)

  31. Anonymous says:

    whoever it is, it looks so sad.

    • benher says:

      I know! What’s the deal with that? Usually these characters look so high on their sugar addiction you wouldn’t expect them to come down for weeks…

  32. Felton / Moderator says:

    Just looking at this is giving me a sugar rush.

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