The Google Instant Alphabet

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  1. Robert says:

    Hooray, people are paying attention to Robert!

    I suspect it’s a lot more specific than just country, since the two Baltimore results indicate Google knows I’m near Baltimore.

    • mikelipino says:

      Robert, this is genius. At the risk of sounding nerdy or obscure (with any luck, both), my brain read this in Weird Al’s voice set to music by Wendy Carlos.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I got pretty much the same “Canadian” list, only looking at the kijii website resulted in getting several items such as kijii united states for the letter u, for example. This suggests the immediate context of your recent search history may have a strong effect.

  3. jeligula says:

    Most happily mutated at the reading of this post.

  4. knoxblox says:

    The word digression is perfect for Pandora. Trying to find a song you want to hear is like catching greased pigs.

  5. tw15 says:

    Logging onto Google.com.au (Aussie Google):

    Ato,Bom, Centrelink, domain, eBay, facebook, gmail, Hotmail, Ikea, Jetstar, Kangaroo (actually it’s Kmart), Limewire, maps, NAB, Optus, PayPal Qantas, RTA, Seek, Telstra, utube, Virgin Blue, White pages, Xe, YouTube, Zumba

  6. Clifton says:

    Greatly warped minds think alike? I had just worked up the Google alphabet for Honolulu to send to a mailing list I’m on:

    A is for amazon
    B is for best buy
    C is for craigslist
    D is for dictionary
    E is for ebay
    F is for facebook
    G is for gmail
    H is for hotmail
    I is for iphone
    J is for justin bieber
    K is for kitv
    L is for lowes
    M is for myspace
    N is for netflix
    O is for orbitz
    P is for pandora
    Q is for quotes
    R is for ross
    S is for star advertiser
    T is for target
    U is for usps
    V is for verizon
    W is for weather
    X is for xbox
    Y is for youtube
    Z is for zippys

    I wish I’d thought of the poetry though.

    For those who don’t live here, KITV is a local TV station, of course, Ross is a discount clothes store, and Zippy’s is a local fast food chain, not the pinhead.

  7. Ugly Canuck says:

    Bravo!

  8. Gendun says:

    Fabulous!

    Though I would emend:
    X is for Xbox, except in Fort Gay

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20015821-71.html

  9. Anonymous says:

    Google.co.uk’s version (Omissions are the same as above)
    Argos
    BBC
    Currys
    Debenhams
    Google Maps
    John Lewis
    KLM
    Lotto
    MSN
    Next
    O2
    Paypal
    Quidco
    Rightmove
    Sky
    Tesco
    Utube
    Vodafone
    Xe
    Youtube
    Zara
    192
    24
    3
    4OD
    50 cent
    6 Music
    7Zip
    888
    90210
    02

    As [caribou] implied – I wonder if companies pay for those placings?

  10. Anonymous says:

    K= Kmart ( shut it down soon )

  11. tw15 says:

    Google UK gives you
    Argos, BBC, Currys, Debenhams, ebay, Facebook, Google maps, Hotmail, Ikea, john Lewis, KLM, Lotto, MSN, Next, O2, PayPal, Quidco, Rightmove, Sky, Tesco, Utube, Vodafone, Weather, Xe, YoutTube, Zara

  12. Anonymous says:

    I get totally different results. A is for All, About, About Us, Add, Add to, Added to, Advertise, At, and Advance. (Am is for America, American, and American Samoa before Amazon.)

    • Anonymous says:

      That’s weird … your google must be broken.

      For me (on a neutral .com search) the results are:

      A = Amazon, AOL, ATT, Apple, A

      What worries me most about that is that it’s pure consumerism. I love to consume, but this is based on the habits of everyone with data access and how they interact with limitless data.

      With all the knowledge and media available all we want to do is spend money on stuff?

      The other side to the coin of course is that Google is just trying to make us click on sponsored links and make themselves some money.

      Which is dirty, but admittedly very few people search for ‘A’.

      Instant search will completely change the game for SEO folk though; where search terms are now not complete, and partial search-terms become a lot more exposed.

      Not enough fuss is being made about this; as we’re just seeing it as a usability feature or a gimmick; but this will literally change how we are exposed to content on the net – and it looks consumer focussed to me.

      I guarantee that in 12 months internet usage stats will have completely changed.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Kinda depends…if you turn off search history, you’ll get whatever the general public has been typing into searches. Otherwise you get results mixed in from your own searches.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Brilliant!

    But Robbie is wrong about QVC. Often confused with the fly-by-night home shopping networks of the early 80′s, they actually run a legit business with good products and stellar customer service policies. Oh yeah, and the prices are generally lower or comparable to what you find elsewhere.

    I swear I’m not a shill, just a fan. :)

  15. Jonathan Badger says:

    I think this is different even in various places in America. For example, I thought it was odd that “R” was the Baltimore Ravens (not a particularly famous team outside the DC area where I used to live). I see that in San Diego, it seems to be REI — a backpacking/camping supply store.

  16. Happler says:

    Mine pulls much more local (Colorado related) stuff. got to love geo-look-ups.

  17. Joe says:

    The results don’t just vary by region, they vary by the person doing the search. If you’ve used Google before and have cookies set, Google will use what you searched for before to customize the search. This will reveal that Google knows a lot more about you than you might think.

    So if you sometimes search Google for pr0n, careful about using Google Instant in front of your SO.

  18. frankieboy says:

    I’m waiting for one of you suckups to say X is for Xeni.

  19. Forrest says:

    I too found my results to be heavily weighted towards local subjects. (I’m guessing the originator is from Boston, of course) I knew Google tends to give local results, but I didn’t realize it would do so on subjects so broad as a single letter.

    This also reminds me of Edward Gorey’s The Gashlycrumb Tinies, which I love.

  20. caribou says:

    9 our of 10 of them are companies or products… is Google making more money here?

    I HAVE AN IDEA. ARE YOU LISTENING GOOGLE?
    Why stop at autocomplete? Spell checkers could be a source of ad revenue too!

    Me>Cryaon
    Google>”Did you mean to type “Crayola?””

  21. Ugly Canuck says:

    Google CA gives: Air Canada, BMO, Canadian Tire, Dictionary, Ebay, Facebook, Gmail, Hotmail,
    Ikea, Job Bank, Kijiji, Lotto Max, Mapquest, NHL, OSAP, Paypal, Quotes, Rogers, Skype, TSN, Utube, Via Rail, Walmart, Xbox, Youtube, and Zellers.

  22. apoxia says:

    From New Zealand:
    ASB, Bebo, Christchurch earthquake, dictionary, ebay, facebook, geonet, hotmail, IRD, Jetstar, Kiwibank, Lotto, miniclip, NZ Herald, Orcon, Pizza Hut, Qantas, runescape, Stuff, Trademe, utube, Vodafone, White Pages, Xtra, Youtube, ZM

    Lots of NZ companies in there. Two references to the 7.1 Christchurch Earthquake on Saturday – one under C, and Geonet is the natural hazards reporting website – something I’ve been looking at a lot as the earth keeps shaking underneath me. Not fun!!

  23. rhinny says:

    I can’t help but read the list to the tune of ICP’s “Miracles.”

    I spend too much time on the internets.

  24. Anonymous says:

    So to sum it up: “C” is for corporatism.

  25. Quibbler says:

    Here in Trinidad I get fairly standard stuff except for
    i – isohunt
    p – pirate bay
    s – skype
    v – Victoria’s secret
    z – zedge

  26. Yavar says:

    @Ugly Canuck. I had the exact same list, so seems less likely it was tailored to my previous searches, but by region.

    • Ugly Canuck says:

      Yes…I actually had to check to see if my cookies were on, as a poster above pointed out that having them off may “genericize” your list, and as mine are on , I think that you may well be correct. At least, I do not see any indication that the list reflects what I’ve searched for lately.

      Perhaps Google’s search services in the United States are more tailored to the regions or individual States, as there are simply so many more Americans than Canadians.

      I note that we share 8 of the 26 words with the American lists here, which strangely enough IMHO is about right culturally as well: in general terms, Canadians and Americans have identical views and attitudes on about 1/3 of all topics. We share 7 (8 if you count the ‘Lotto’ in both) out of 26 with the Brits…and that seems culturally about right, too.

      But I also note that we what we share with the Americans differs slightly from what we share with the Brits…which seems, culturally, also right.

      Brits share five with the US.

      Any Aussies out there? What’s on your list?
      I wonder if this could be used as a kind of proxy to measure rough cultural differences and similarities between English-speaking countries in general.

  27. 445supermag says:

    Must be region specific, the example in the post is obviously from someone in the hun-belt: (at least) three Baltimore associated suggestions (Orioles, Ravens and Johns Hopkins).

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