Former Ramones drummer Marky coming out with line of pasta sauce

"I've got this pasta sauce coming out called 'Marky Ramone's Brooklyn's Own Pasta Sauce. You see, I made it with my grandpa; he was a chef at 21 Club. I watched him as a little boy, and then when I got older, I lived alone at 18, and so pasta sauce and spaghetti was the cheapest thing around. I got really good at making it, and so I am excited I get to share my recipe with others. And I got to do the artwork on bottle, and it's really cool looking. Soon it will be sold in stores..."—Marky Ramone, legendary punk drummer, formerly of the Ramones. (Submitterated by Jwallace242)

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  1. That punk had better watch his back or Paul Newman’s gonna have his legs broke for steppin’ on his turf.

      1. Zombie Paul Newman is, like, 100 times more dangerous than regular Paul Newman ever was. Who do you think keeps Robert Redford’s enemies in check?

  2. It *is* sold in stores already. It’s at our local indie music store, but no one wants to pay the $8 to try it.

  3. Twenty-Twenty-Twenty four minutes till lunch,
    I wanna bowl of pasta.
    Nothing to eat and nothing to mu-uh-unch,
    I wanna a bowl of pasta.
    Just get me to the kitchen get me near a flame.
    Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane.
    I can’t controll the noises, Im having stomach pains.
    Oh no no no no no
    Twenty-Twenty-Twenty four minutes till lunch
    Nothing to eat and nothing to mu-uh-unch
    Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna a bowl of pasta
    Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna a bowl of pasta
    Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna a bowl of pasta
    Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna a bowl of pasta

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