Former Ramones drummer Marky coming out with line of pasta sauce

"I've got this pasta sauce coming out called 'Marky Ramone's Brooklyn's Own Pasta Sauce. You see, I made it with my grandpa; he was a chef at 21 Club. I watched him as a little boy, and then when I got older, I lived alone at 18, and so pasta sauce and spaghetti was the cheapest thing around. I got really good at making it, and so I am excited I get to share my recipe with others. And I got to do the artwork on bottle, and it's really cool looking. Soon it will be sold in stores..."—Marky Ramone, legendary punk drummer, formerly of the Ramones. (Submitterated by Jwallace242)

• [Hirsty]

  I Wanna be Sauteded :(

  • [Xeni Jardin]

    HAHAHAHAHAH

• [Brainspore]

  That punk had better watch his back or Paul Newman’s gonna have his legs broke for steppin’ on his turf.

  • [Xeni Jardin]

    Zombie Paul Newman, you mean!

    • [Brainspore]

      Zombie Paul Newman is, like, 100 times more dangerous than regular Paul Newman ever was. Who do you think keeps Robert Redford’s enemies in check?

      • [Felton / Moderator]

        What we got here is a failure to communicate…with zombies.

• [Anonymous]

  It *is* sold in stores already. It’s at our local indie music store, but no one wants to pay the $8 to try it.

• [Znaps]

  So then, who does he think of whenever he eats spaghetti sauce?

• [Anonymous]

  I wanna be MARINATED

• [Halloween Jack]

  Dream that dream, Marky.

• [gastronaut]

  Now I Wanna Simmer Some Noodles

• [Anonymous]

  Sheena is a Penne Rigata.

• [Ignatz]

  GABBA GABBA nom nom nom!

• [geekd]

  Does it contain Chinese Rock? http://vimeo.com/14910908

• [Anonymous]

  is it vegan? I can’t find the ingredients anywhere.

• [PTBartman]

  Twenty-Twenty-Twenty four minutes till lunch,
  I wanna bowl of pasta.
  Nothing to eat and nothing to mu-uh-unch,
  I wanna a bowl of pasta.
  Just get me to the kitchen get me near a flame.
  Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane.
  I can’t controll the noises, Im having stomach pains.
  Oh no no no no no
  Twenty-Twenty-Twenty four minutes till lunch
  Nothing to eat and nothing to mu-uh-unch
  Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna a bowl of pasta
  Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna a bowl of pasta
  Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna a bowl of pasta
  Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna a bowl of pasta

  • [Anonymous]

    Awesome!