Comments on: World's largest, strongest spider webs

By: HarveyBoing

HarveyBoing — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Those Madagascar spiders sure do keep busy.

Here’s a tapestry woven from the silk produced by a million (yes, reallyâ€¦a million!) Madagascar golden orb spiders.

By: func

func — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Beautiful! That particular Darwin’s Bark Spider looks like he might want to lay off the coffee for a bit though…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Welcome to my arachniphobic worst nightmare.

By: benher

benher — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The gentleman’s expression is priceless. He seems to be staring at something just outside the camera frame behind the photographer…

By: Modusoperandi

Modusoperandi — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Thanks a lot. Oh well, I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

By: gwailo_joe

gwailo_joe — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

hahaha poor Elephant birds! I’ll tell ya, if I was an early settler and came across a spider with those measurements, I’d high-tail it back to my boat and paddle the F**k back to where I came from Post Haste! Assuming I didn’t stroke out at the first sight.

What a horrible thought. Not even a delicious Aepyornid drumstick would change my mind. . .

By: Ugly Canuck

Ugly Canuck — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

A song for the spiders:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPluE34pkGg

Get that fly!

By: cratermoon

cratermoon — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Shelob’s lair or Mirkwood?

By: Donald Petersen

Donald Petersen — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

the upper range for Madagascar’s extinct spiders was .75m (carapace diameter) and nearly 3m (leg-spread).

No, I guess I wouldn’t call her “Attercop” either.

By: Nadreck

Nadreck — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Spins a web, any size:
Catches thieves, just like flies!

By: Ugly Canuck

Ugly Canuck — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I have a different response to the thought of the extinct giant spiders of Madagascar than other posters above have…since lobsters, arachnid relatives that they are, are so tasty, I wonder how those big spider legs would have tasted, if properly cooked.
Maybe that’s the real reason they were apparently worshiped!

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Some cultures still eat tarantulas, you could ask them. Or try it yourself.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The good news, it’s tough silk.
The bad news is tough doesn’t mean what you think it does here. It’s very stretchy, which means it can store lots of energy. So if you tried to make a vest from it, it would stretch and finally stop a bullet as it came out your back. But the vest would remain intact.

No good for ropes or suspension bridge. Both would be bouncy.

But it would be good for bungee cords and spandex.

By: Ugly Canuck

Ugly Canuck — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Thanx, Bspore: I keep forgetting that this is the internet!

http://www.arachnoboards.com/ab/showthread.php?p=1224721

Like prawns or crabs, they say.
So it’s a possibility.

By: Eicos

Eicos — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Word to the wise: spiders are not insects. Insects have six legs and a body with three sections (head, thorax, abdomen). Spiders are chelicerates; they have eight legs and a body with two sections (cephalothorax, abdomen).

By: gwailo_joe

gwailo_joe — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Nor Old Tomnoddy; which of course is insulting to anybody. . .

(had to say it :)

By: Art

Art — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Indy….. Why do the trees move so???

YOU go first!

By: mdh

mdh — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I know the look on that guy’s face. I’m making it right now.

By: David Pescovitz

David Pescovitz — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Thanks! Fixed.

By: tomrigid

tomrigid — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The present theory (as I understand it) is that Madagascar’s extinct population of flightless birds (Aepyornidae) were the environmental stimulant for the development of high-tensile silks in Madagascarene arachnids.

The sequence of events is theorized as such: with the arrival of Austronesian settlers in the 3rd century CE, the native populations of Elephant Birds and smaller flightless avians were quickly reduced, becoming extinct by the 16th century, though medium-sized Aepyornids were likely hunted to extinction much earlier. With their elimination, the enormous arachnids which trapped and drained these massive avians in graphite-strength webs were immediately doomed.

Early Malagasy spider-cults support the theory. The Bariata tribe of the remote northern interior made offerings to eight-legged, arachnoidal figures charcoal painted across exposed rock faces; the largest of these found to date measured some 22 meters across, though the living spiders are assumed (by physiological necessity) to have been only a fraction of this size.

Based on oral traditions among the Bariata and other tribes, as well as the tensile strength of extant endemic arachnid silks, the upper range for Madagascar’s extinct spiders was .75m (carapace diameter) and nearly 3m (leg-spread).

Good morning.

By: knoxblox

knoxblox — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Wow, these make those Hammer Film Productions cobwebs seem rather lame…