Star Trek pizza cutter


21 Responses to “Star Trek pizza cutter”

  1. BaconGlory says:

    Yeah, you couldn’t use it and if you did, it would cease to be so pretty and Star Treky.

  2. turn_self_off says:

    slice em, scotty.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Pepperoni and gagh pizzas for everyone!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Ramming speed!

  5. Brainspore says:

    But can that blade cut through the Tholian web?

  6. Donald Petersen says:

    Anon #7 speaks true. A rocker knife is always the way to go when slicing pizza. Even when spattered with sauce and grease, they’re safer and faster and cut far more cleanly. No reason at all why one couldn’t make a convex bat’leth for the purpose.

    That said, I think this is lovely and not much harder to use than your standard circular pizza-cutting device. Just gotta keep it clean and sharp.

  7. Anonymous says:

    I bet design flaws will be corrected in the next generation.

  8. Quipboy says:

    I bet design flaws will be corrected in the next generation.

  9. Anonymous says:

    And don’t forget this fabulous USS Enterprise made of salami. Here the how to
    (in German, but well illustrated)

  10. valdis says:

    That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

  11. Anonymous says:

    That stuff is good, as for now. Keep in mind that the Pizza Slice Teleporter (place the pizza to the P.S.T. and the slices will teleport to the dishes) is already in Beta and at its release it will outperform the Pizza Cutter.

  12. Mark Crummett says:

    Good article in Wired this month on ThinkGeek.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Crap – I thought it was gonna be like a working Phaser!

  14. EH says:

    Not bad. Impossible to use.

  15. NeilFraser says:

    Deep dish pepperoni? The engines canna take it nae more, Captain!
    We need more power Scotty!

  16. chico_can says:

    Very, very, VERY unsafe, especially with greasy pizza hands. EH (#2) is right.

    Still, great looking though.

  17. Anonymous says:

    I prefer to use a big single blade than a circular rolling blade, it’s much easier to put enough pressure to cut all the way through.

    How about a bat’leth?

  18. spocko says:

    Must. Replicate.

  19. Godfree says:

    *Mops screen and keyboard.*

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