Comments on: Masturbation jokes as ad copy for Minneapolis real estate agent http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:42:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: hungryjoe http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898816 hungryjoe Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898816 Thanks for that. Thanks for that.

]]> By: Gutierrez http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898564 Gutierrez Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898564 Great, now I have a pornographic version of <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8K90hX4PrE">Technologic</A> stuck in my head. Great, now I have a pornographic version of Technologic stuck in my head.

]]> By: WaylonWillie http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-899080 WaylonWillie Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-899080 flick it? flick it?

]]> By: Rob Cruickshank http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898569 Rob Cruickshank Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898569 I'll bet the first thing he'll tell you to do is hire a fluffer. I’ll bet the first thing he’ll tell you to do is hire a fluffer.

]]> By: SpacelordMother http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898576 SpacelordMother Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898576 Just curious. Was this in the Star Tribune or the Pioneer Press? I can't believe this was printed! Awesome sense of humor. Just curious. Was this in the Star Tribune or the Pioneer Press? I can’t believe this was printed! Awesome sense of humor.

]]> By: phcordner http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898577 phcordner Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898577 I'm sure he knows the ins and outs of making sure my hard money loan isn't in arrears and sneaking things to market with a pocket listing. I’m sure he knows the ins and outs of making sure my hard money loan isn’t in arrears and sneaking things to market with a pocket listing.

]]> By: bassplayinben http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898588 bassplayinben Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898588 newspapers are hard up for ad revenue. newspapers are hard up for ad revenue.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898592 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898592 Come on you guys... Come on you guys…

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898598 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898598 I bet NAR suspends his license. They don't have a sense of humor. I bet NAR suspends his license. They don’t have a sense of humor.

]]> By: Quiche de Resistance http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898601 Quiche de Resistance Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898601 Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no! Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-901166 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-901166 Pull the other one. Pull the other one.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898863 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898863 This image (which I scanned) came off my blog..Stuff about Minneapolis. This image (which I scanned) came off my blog..Stuff about Minneapolis.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898868 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898868 He's fnarkin' brilliant. Ought to ditch real estate and go into advertising. He’s fnarkin’ brilliant. Ought to ditch real estate and go into advertising.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898873 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898873 I definitely saw this in the Minnesota Daily (University of Minnesota student newspaper) yesterday! It's funny, but I don't think I'd want him as a real estate agent. I definitely saw this in the Minnesota Daily (University of Minnesota student newspaper) yesterday! It’s funny, but I don’t think I’d want him as a real estate agent.

]]> By: deckard68 http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898877 deckard68 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898877 His logic doesn't make any sense! He sets up the problem as real estate agents "aren't doing the work necessary to sell your home". He compares this failure to masturbation. Then he says "So...", and offers his own masturbation as a substitute for their masturbation. He's essentially saying "those agents aren't doing the work necessary to sell your home, and neither will I". Now if his name was a euphemism for intercourse or a sexual position, it might suggest the upgrade that he intended to convey. Like if he was named Rich Piledriver or something. His logic doesn’t make any sense! He sets up the problem as real estate agents “aren’t doing the work necessary to sell your home”. He compares this failure to masturbation. Then he says “So…”, and offers his own masturbation as a substitute for their masturbation. He’s essentially saying “those agents aren’t doing the work necessary to sell your home, and neither will I”.

Now if his name was a euphemism for intercourse or a sexual position, it might suggest the upgrade that he intended to convey. Like if he was named Rich Piledriver or something.

]]> By: RHK http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898629 RHK Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898629 Does this story have a happy ending? Does this story have a happy ending?

]]> By: Teller http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898631 Teller Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898631 He looks kinda squirrely to me. He looks kinda squirrely to me.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898637 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898637 Can't see his hands... Can’t see his hands…

]]> By: voiceinthedistance http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898895 voiceinthedistance Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898895 List it more than three times and you're playing with it. List it more than three times and you’re playing with it.

]]> By: agnot http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898642 agnot Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898642 I wouldn't give him money but I expect the add will generate clients. Just not sure I'd want their money. I wouldn’t give him money but I expect the add will generate clients. Just not sure I’d want their money.

]]> By: agnot http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898646 agnot Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898646 Is that the correct spelling of *Come*? Is that the correct spelling of *Come*?

]]> By: the name http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898648 the name Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898648 Christine O'Donnell does <i>not</i> approve of this message. Christine O’Donnell does not approve of this message.

]]> By: dross1260 http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898659 dross1260 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898659 "Birth Certificate upon request." Birthers. The right hand still looking for what the left hands doin'. “Birth Certificate upon request.” Birthers. The right hand still looking for what the left hands doin’.

]]> By: ZippySpincycle http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898921 ZippySpincycle Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898921 I'm not sure I trust his mortgage broker, Harry Palm... I’m not sure I trust his mortgage broker, Harry Palm…

]]> By: jasonq http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898923 jasonq Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898923 I'll bet they don't. States license real estate agents - NAR (an industry group) does not. The worst NAR could do is bounce him from their membership, which so long as he pays his dues is highly unlikely. I suppose the state could sanction him, though, depending on what MN license law is like. I’ll bet they don’t. States license real estate agents – NAR (an industry group) does not. The worst NAR could do is bounce him from their membership, which so long as he pays his dues is highly unlikely. I suppose the state could sanction him, though, depending on what MN license law is like.

]]> By: theawesomerobot http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898668 theawesomerobot Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898668 Well, you know what they say - when life hands you lemons, masturbate. Well, you know what they say – when life hands you lemons, masturbate.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898929 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898929 Yeah, it would be MAR that does it. CAR in California suspends members pretty regularly. Yeah, it would be MAR that does it. CAR in California suspends members pretty regularly.

]]> By: social_maladroit http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898932 social_maladroit Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898932 You think he'd Wanket while suspended? That could be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-asphyxiate">dangerous</a>. You think he’d Wanket while suspended? That could be dangerous.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898681 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898681 Hmmmm... a quick search of Edina Realty's website comes up with zero Wankets. Hmmmm… a quick search of Edina Realty’s website comes up with zero Wankets.

]]> By: Gawain Lavers http://boingboing.net/2010/09/29/masturbation-jokes-a.html#comment-898687 Gawain Lavers Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-898687 He's a little behind, so to speak, the legendary "Dick Longing" of Conway Arkansas: http://www.sos.arkansas.gov/corps/search_corps.php?DETAIL=97073&corp_type_id=2&corp_name=&agent_search=&agent_city=&agent_state=AR&filing_number=&cmd= Bonus points to anyone who can find a picture of one of his billboards. He’s a little behind, so to speak, the legendary “Dick Longing” of Conway Arkansas:
http://www.sos.arkansas.gov/corps/search_corps.php?DETAIL=97073&corp_type_id=2&corp_name=&agent_search=&agent_city=&agent_state=AR&filing_number=&cmd=

Bonus points to anyone who can find a picture of one of his billboards.

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