Chapter Titles from my Unicorn Physics Textbook

This is a continuation from this post about crowd sourcing humour writing. There were many great suggestions, some of which were almost complete pieces in themselves (especially this one from pencilbox and this one from J.K.). In the end, however, an editorial touch was used to streamline the many great comments into hopefully a pretty funny list. So without further ado, the Boing Boing community presents: "Chapter Titles from my Unicorn Physics Textbook" Newton's Laws Quantum Mechanics Phototonics (a.k.a. Glitter) Horn Topology Force Fields Thermodynamics (except for the 1st Law) Euclidean Vectors Rainbows Total Fucking Awesomeness

David Ng likes to find funny things to show in your next science talk.

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Anonymous

So our conclusion is that crowd sourced humor isn’t funny?
- Anonymous
  
  Uncyclopedia is pretty funny.
  
  And very very offensive.
  
  Very.
  
  Really.
  
  You’ve been warned.
  - Alex
    
    Uncyclopedia is not nearly as offensive as Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Anonymous
  
  “So our conclusion is that crowd sourced humor isn’t funny?”
  
  Obviously, somebody skipped the chapters on glitter and rainbows.
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FYI Uncyclopedia is the universally-despised butt of the internet, akin to ebaumsworld.
Anonymous

I wish my real physics book had a chapter on rainbows! That would be brilliant. Isn’t TFA a given in every book about science?