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David Cronenberg's iPhone charger

Rob Beschizza at 9:41 am Fri, Oct 1, 2010

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  • teknocholer

    I always thought Monster Cables were overpriced, until I saw this one.

  • redesigned

    eXistenZ!!! i knew it was real!

  • Art

    I have a monster pain in my side form laughing. FABULOUS!!

  • David Pescovitz

    Fantastic.

    Here is an excerpt from an IM I just had with Rob about this:

    Pesco: You know I’m a big Cronenberg fan.

    Rob: Not a surprise there!

    Pesco: I interviewed him for the BB print ‘zine in the early 1990s. He was awesome. I focused the interview all about the weird gloopy sounds he uses in his movies.

    Rob: hey, I was going to remark that the only bad thing about it was that there wasn’t a sound chip covering up the servo noised with nice wet schlupping sounds. Heartbeat, etc.

    Pesco: hahahahahah, exactly.

  • VICTOR JIMENEZ

    Oh… eeewww… damn you videodrome!
    /goes to torrent videodrome.

  • Fang Xianfu

    Oh god, it’s sucking out the internets!

    SHUT IT DOWN! CUT THE HARD-LINES!

    • cjp

      It’s too late. The only thing left is Bieber. (He’s indigestible)

      • Phikus

        Hahaha! -Though actually, he is when he’s slowed down 800%.

        I need one of those. My cats like to chew through thin power cords if they can get ahold of them.

  • Sawyertrice

    and it’s so practical, too

  • lectroid

    This is so awesome I actually thought about buying an iPhone just so I could use it. @redesigned is dead on. That’s an eXistenZ connector cable if I ever saw one. And Rob is totally on target about the sound chip.

    I can forsee improvements like simulated peristalsis that shows whether data is uploading or downloading.

    In fact, am I out of line is hoping for an entire line of cables like this?

  • farrellmcgovern

    Long Live the New Flesh!

  • redesigned

    can you set your iPhone on the desk and this thing will wiggle over to it and suck the end in to initiate charging? now that would be cool.

  • zootboing

    Gahhh! Killitwithfirekillitkillitkillit!!!!

  • Anonymous

    one word – gnarly

  • Anonymous

    “eXistenZ Phone”

  • BrolinsHole

    I must have one! Where! Where!

  • Anonymous

    Are we still in the game?

  • Anonymous

    i dont want that in my house. period. foot so down.

  • THEGODOFTHUNDER

    Tentacles and iPhones, my two most favourite things.

    They could sell a range of these things like a sarlacc pit iPad charger with a tiny Boba Fett that pops up when the charge is complete.

  • gandalf23

    eww. Just read Chuck Palahniuk’s “Guts”. soooo…ewwww.

  • Kern

    Is it ingesting *from* or excreting *to* the series of tubes?
    That’d determine if it should be named “Apple” or not.