Porn parody of The Human Centipede released

Finally, a porn parody of "The Human Centipede." NSFW Link. But a better title than "The Human Sexipede" might have been "Six Girls One Cup." (via Submitterator, thanks Tony and Antinous)

• [Anonymous]

  humansexipede.com ….real movie…if Tom Six likes it then I am into checking it out

• [tuckels]

  I’m too terrified to click the link, but i’ve got a pretty dreadful mental image going on.

  Somehow, I know it’s not dreadful enough.

• [retchdog]

  Six girls, five cups?

• [W. James Au]

  Boy I’m really starting to miss the innocent, wholesome days of Goatse.

• [pomokey]

  it’s not like human centipede at all… There’s no mention of any gross scenes.

  here’s the trailer (on Youtube, so you know it can’t be bad)

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBalKXCaXOM

  it actually looks pretty funny.

  • [marilove]

    oh my god. it actually mentions “two girls, one cup”. that was hilarious.

• [lectroid]

  Best quote from the trailer:

  “My balls are so big and blue they’re like an extra from Avatar.”

  There. Now you don’t need to watch it if you don’t want to.

• [a_user]

  oh no – I’ve been around the internet long enough to know you _never_ click on a link posted in comments saying it’s ok to click :D

• [Jake0748]

  “Finally”? Really?

  And… Is it possible to make a parody of something as stupid as “The Human Centipede”?

  Link is broken btw.

• [Antinous / Moderator]

  Link is broken btw.

  Suffice it to say that it was six fair maids all in a row. Only they weren’t linked hand to hand. Thus only one cup needed. At either end.

• [Jake0748]

  I didn’t really wanna see it anyway. :)

• [Mitch]

  A porn parody of a movie that’s already softcore scat porn?
  Intersting.

  6 girls, one cup? I was under the impression that the Southern California porn industry was extremely careful about potential obscenity prosecution, even to the point of having legal consultants on the set.
  Well, maybe it depends on what is in the cup.

  Those parodies are the saving grace of contemporary mainstream porn, though. Good move, bringing back some of the fun and humor of 80s porn.

• [Anonymous]

  Link is not working from Australia. The Great Australian firewall at play?

  • [JonStewartMill]

    No, it’s not working here in the USA either. I assume this is the video in question. NSFW only for language IMO.

• [KaiBeezy]

  I pulled up BB to show my 6-yr-old the funny Yoda with blueberries and next thing you know it’s the words you never want to hear: “daddy, what’s a sexipede?”

  I appreciate BB being so kid-positive and so often posting great stuff I can share with Junior, but unpleasant surprises do frequently occur.

  Would it make sense to have a channel or choice for the squicky splattery stuff? Or maybe a non-squicky/splattery option? (glances at copy of “Nudge”) Maybe you could let the crowd decide what they’d want to have a warning on. Or maybe you limit to the headline and kid-safe description. Yes, I appreciate you kept the pictures out of it in this case.

  Anyhoo, just trying to reconcile your seemingly clashing predilictions. Big fan, I mean it.

  • [jere7my]

    KaiBeezy, you can bookmark the specific article you want Junior to see. E.g.: http://www.boingboing.net/2010/10/02/blueberries-transfor.html

• [W. James Au]

  A brief history of uncomfortable child-father questions:

  1960: Daddy, where do babies come from?
  1970: Daddy, what’s a lesbian?
  1980: Daddy, what’s “The Joy of Sex”?
  1990: Daddy, what’s anal sex?
  2000: Daddy, what’s an online pedophile?
  2010: Daddy, what’s a human sexipede?

• [holtt]

  Kind of boggles the mind there hasn’t been a gay version.