"Never sign a deal with the Devil. Unless you've got just the right pen."—R. Stevens of Diesel Sweeties. Each customized Sharpie set is only $6.66 while supplies last.
I took real Sanford Sharpie fine tip pens and added Horrorcore lettering by type genius Chris Piascik to make a limited run of 1,000 pairs of totally evil markers. When they're gone, they're gone.
He's selling some t-shirts, too.
Also? Chris Piascik has a mthrfckng Sharpie tattoo on his arm. That's him, below.
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