More mean monkeys


40 Responses to “More mean monkeys”

  1. dole says:

    Men Make Mandrills Mean

  2. OldRipbeak says:

    C’mon, real men know that rifles aren’t close-range weapons!

  3. eviladrian says:

    Maybe mandrills are the target audience for these magazines.

  4. Boba Fett Diop says:

    What the hell did Sean Penn say to those baboons?

  5. Orky says:

    Menacing Mandrill, isn’t that the new Ubuntu release? Wait, it’s already October, so it should be out soon.

    Great thread, btw.

  6. thequickbrownfox says:

    Those baboons really need to take up smoking so they can chill out a bit.

    W.S.Burroughs suggested once that the easiest means of dealing with baboon attack is to start attacking the weakest, oldest member of the pack and the others will divert their aggression to that individual.

  7. Chuck says:

    Why am I thinking there’s a Man Drill Magazine somewhere out there?

  8. Sarah Neptune says:

    i have no idea what this magazine is about, but i know that the last time a man tried to pick me up i didn’t go all ape-shit on him. um, ur doing it rong?

    I’m baffled. But I like that one in front that’s doing the back-flip.

  9. Vanwall says:

    Poor Stuart Whitman.

  10. dr_spork says:

    Taschen has a book of these magazine covers–Men’s Adventure Magazines.

  11. Prufrock451 says:

    Man, the Pickup Girls of St. Joe are pretty damn ugly.

  12. lewis stoole says:

    i’ve had this problem before, and the best solution is to just honk your horn and drive on through; never get out of your car

  13. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Is this supposed to be homoerotic?

  14. TimDrew says:

    It looks like it could be a retro NRA poster…

  15. Anonymous says:

    Why all this talk of Barbara Mandrell?

  16. franko says:

    i read this as “MEN we found the paiute gold” magazine – such a narrow demographic, men who are searching for the paiute gold….

  17. Anonymous says:

    Monkey see, monkey do.

  18. Dave Faris says:

    Didn’t Carlos Castaneda write all about paiute?

  19. Anonymous says:

    weasles ripped my flesh!

  20. damiank says:

    I’m enjoying the guy in the picture’s resemblence to NY Yankee’s slugger Lance Berkman:–300×300.jpg

  21. brix says:

    none of this is actually happening, because that man is clearly drunk.

    On Paiute Gold Brand Tequila ™

    Nothing will make you feel like a slovenly adventurer succumbing to the relentless attacks of a pack of crimson-assed primates quite like the robust flavor of Paiute Gold(tm).

  22. Quiet Wyatt says:

    Mandrills ripped my flesh! RZZZZZ!

  23. Teriyaki says:

    It’s a strange and wonderful lost world… is a perennial feature of my coffee table. The book would be worth the price just for its “A Bonfire In Hell For The Nazis’ Passion Slaves” chapter. Best conversation piece imaginable!

  24. Philbert says:

    I just read ‘Men may pick up girls of st Joe’
    I like that bit of news.

  25. francoisroux says:

    99 monkeys attacking a guy, if one of those monkeys should happen to be bashed over the head with a rifle, 98 monkeys left attacking a guy, if one of those…

  26. Phikus says:

    Even at <20 comments, this is by far the funniest thread I have read in some time. Kudos to Quiet Wyatt for the Zappa reference.

  27. Phikus says:

    Lets try this again, sans characters that eat text: Even at less than 20 comments, this is by far the funniest thread I have read in some time! Kudos to Quiet Wyatt for the Zappa reference.

  28. bjacques says:

    …and traded it for Thai Stick.

    You’d think the Paiute would have guarded it more effectively…

  29. Sekino says:

    His facial expression is perfect: “Oh, EEEUUU! They’re getting their slobber all over my shirt! Gross-out dance!”

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  31. eviladrian says:

    Never share a cab with a mandrill, they hog the back seat and when it’s time to pay they’ve always “lost” their wallet.

  32. pjcamp says:

    Are you sure the Paiutes left their gold where the mandrills are?

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