Mark Frauenfelder at 1:22 pm Thu, Oct 7, 2010
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Those menacing mandrills are back. (Via Subtropic Bob)
Men Make Mandrills Mean
C’mon, real men know that rifles aren’t close-range weapons!
Maybe mandrills are the target audience for these magazines.
What the hell did Sean Penn say to those baboons?
Clearly, that’s Bruce Campbell.
“Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me…”
see no evil hear no evil speak no evil. dead.
Maybe he thought one of them was the one taking pictures for the cover?
Wouldn’t be the first time he went all HULK SMASH when a camera showed up.
Menacing Mandrill, isn’t that the new Ubuntu release? Wait, it’s already October, so it should be out soon.
Great thread, btw.
Those baboons really need to take up smoking so they can chill out a bit.
W.S.Burroughs suggested once that the easiest means of dealing with baboon attack is to start attacking the weakest, oldest member of the pack and the others will divert their aggression to that individual.
Why am I thinking there’s a Man Drill Magazine somewhere out there?
i have no idea what this magazine is about, but i know that the last time a man tried to pick me up i didn’t go all ape-shit on him. um, ur doing it rong?
I’m baffled. But I like that one in front that’s doing the back-flip.
Poor Stuart Whitman.
Taschen has a book of these magazine covers–Men’s Adventure Magazines.
Man, the Pickup Girls of St. Joe are pretty damn ugly.
I live right near St. Joe, so I’m getting a kick . . .
i’ve had this problem before, and the best solution is to just honk your horn and drive on through; never get out of your car
Is this supposed to be homoerotic?
You’re thinking of mandrills. These are Mandrils.
Judging by the shoulder massage that mandril is giving the guy on the ground, I’m going to go with “yes”.
It looks like it could be a retro NRA poster…
Why all this talk of Barbara Mandrell?
i read this as “MEN we found the paiute gold” magazine – such a narrow demographic, men who are searching for the paiute gold….
Monkey see, monkey do.
Didn’t Carlos Castaneda write all about paiute?
I believe he did, shortly before he started screaming that he was being attacked by mandrills.
weasles ripped my flesh!
I’m enjoying the guy in the picture’s resemblence to NY Yankee’s slugger Lance Berkman:
none of this is actually happening, because that man is clearly drunk.
On Paiute Gold Brand Tequila ™
Nothing will make you feel like a slovenly adventurer succumbing to the relentless attacks of a pack of crimson-assed primates quite like the robust flavor of Paiute Gold(tm).
Mandrills ripped my flesh! RZZZZZ!
It’s a strange and wonderful lost world…
http://www.amazon.com/Mens-Adventure-Magazines-Allan-Collins/dp/3822825174 is a perennial feature of my coffee table. The book would be worth the price just for its “A Bonfire In Hell For The Nazis’ Passion Slaves” chapter. Best conversation piece imaginable!
I just read ‘Men may pick up girls of st Joe’
I like that bit of news.
99 monkeys attacking a guy, if one of those monkeys should happen to be bashed over the head with a rifle, 98 monkeys left attacking a guy, if one of those…
Even at <20 comments, this is by far the funniest thread I have read in some time. Kudos to Quiet Wyatt for the Zappa reference.
Lets try this again, sans characters that eat text: Even at less than 20 comments, this is by far the funniest thread I have read in some time! Kudos to Quiet Wyatt for the Zappa reference.
…and traded it for Thai Stick.
You’d think the Paiute would have guarded it more effectively…
His facial expression is perfect: “Oh, EEEUUU! They’re getting their slobber all over my shirt! Gross-out dance!”
A MONKEY WILL DIE ON EVERY PAGE!
Never share a cab with a mandrill, they hog the back seat and when it’s time to pay they’ve always “lost” their wallet.
Are you sure the Paiutes left their gold where the mandrills are?
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