Mr. T: Gold Salesman. Supposedly Legitimate Financial TV Network.

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  1. Would that make pyrite “I pity the fool’s” gold? But seriously, I’m sorry to see T’s mohawk is looking sort of thin and Kim Jong Il-ish these days. Still full of the old nonsense, though. {Slapping thigh in hearty amusement} O-ho-ho-ho: Mr. T!!

  2. America, the land where your fellow citizen will kick you even when you’re down. To explain: I figure that when in the US something is being marketed at this level, it indicates the end of the bubble, and time to sell.

    1. This is just the bubble getting started. The bubble is over when everyone in this comment thread is talking about how much they’ve made on gold so far, and how they’re all quitting their jobs to buy and sell gold full time.

  3. Gold! Gold!

    A song , just for the rush…

    …of gold…give me your gold…give it to me… you’ve got that nugget in your hand in your head…gold!!

  4. The Inca and Maya did not have any interests in gold, the actually valued obsidian and jade above other things. To them gold was a simple metal.

  5. so tired of worn out celebrities pitching sleazy gold mail in/check loan/etc businesses. i expect this from arsenio hall and montel williams, but mr t? say it aint so

    1. It was my recollection that Mr. T stopped wearing his chains after witnessing the effects of Hurricane Katrina, & suddenly being humbled to stop flaunting his wealth after seeing the suffering of others. Guess empathy only goes so far towards a new BMW.

  6. You know, when I want investment advice, the first person I always turn to is a NIGHT ELF MOHAWK!

  7. Some people wear their political leanings on their sleeves. Others wear their investment portfolios around their necks.

    1. Let’s face it, the dude is getting old. He’s also been through chemotherapy. Neither of those factors is kind to a lustrous ‘fro.

  8. Oh my fucking Bob. A half-rate actor is pushing a third-rate “investment” from a fourth-rate company on what’s supposed to be a first-rate “news network.”

    Tell me again how Old Media deserves to live?

  9. Sell your gold to mr. T, while you can. The next QE will make the dollar so much stronger. Honestly.

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