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Elvira: "I'm Not a Witch."

Xeni Jardin at 2:38 pm Tue, Oct 19, 2010

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Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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  • ackpht

    HELL yah!

  • Anonymous

    Elvira is nearly 60??? Wow. She has some truly amazing &#@! for her age, and wit to match.

  • rick386

    I’ve loved her for 30 years now. AND she’s a redhead.

  • shutz

    The only thing that would be awesomer than that would be for Elvira’s Twin to post some form of response/retraction/endorsement/whatever in reaction to this video.

    Warning, link goes to a MySpace page.

    • Cowicide

      The only thing that would be awesomer than that would be for Elvira’s Twin to post some form of response

      cough… I think it’s a little overboard to call her a “twin”, hahaha….

  • mgfarrelly

    (Dark) Gods Bless America!

  • Donald Petersen

    I am *still* so in love…!

  • Random_Tangent

    *sigh*

    I still can’t believe she’s almost 60. I gotta start worshiping the night a little harder.

  • lecti

    so awesome.

  • Antinous / Moderator

    Sometimes, things go right in America.

  • spm

    I’d still tap (in costume of course). That’s all I can add.

  • Anonymous

    Bleeping tits?

  • ZippySpincycle

    I bet Elvira knows where separation of church and state is in the Constitutions, too. (It’s just before the Right to Bear Zombie-Defeating Implements…)

  • mindreader

    I worked with her at an event about a decade ago. She’s sweet as pie, a true professional, and not a witch.
    Yes, she has bigger t**s tits than us and they’re wonderful.
    Amazing Dana the Magician

  • Anonymous

    i so love her!

  • MooseDesign

    This. Is. Stupendulous.

  • bklynchris

    Not only are they bigger they look bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep good! Yeah, what’s with the bleeps? Is that BB or You Tube? Please say NOt the former.

    • http://www.xeni.net Xeni Jardin

      Yes, that’s right, boingboing magically figured out how to bleep the word “tits” in someone else’s YouTube video produced by someone else and uploaded on their own channel. For fuck’s sake. No, neither BB nor YT censored Elvira. Get a grip.

      • Astragali

        At the risk of incurring Xeni’s wrath (I’d only be really worried if she personally showed up at my door to punch me in the gut), the content of her sarcastic response is theoretically possible.

        (Stop here if you’re a “TL;DR” sort of person)

        Since there are YouTube proxies available which allow non-UK viewers to watch BBC’s content, surely it should be possible to create a proxy which, after X seconds (automagically detecting bad words would be a non-trivial task – let’s keep it easy), would mute the original audio and replace it with a bleep for Y seconds.

        Or, just download the video, edit in a bleep, upload it to your own channel, and embed that instead. Your choice.

        • robulus

          Yeah, or they could hire a look-alike to re-record the whole thing, and bleep it out. That’s possible too. Or perhaps they’ve found a wormhole in the space-time continuum, and travel back in time and edit in the bleeps before it gets uploaded.

          Hey Boing Boing, stop hiring look-alikes to re-record YouTube videos and then censor them, or travelling through wormholes to censor them before they were uploaded, you liberal hypocrites!

          • Astragali

            I like your second option. Now you’re thinking with wormholes.

          • robulus

            I always think with wormholes. That’s just how I roll.

          • Antinous / Moderator

            Don’t make me backtrace you.

      • bklynchris

        summarily chagrined, got it….sniff. sorry, jeez…can’t you guys tell some of us hold you guys in high esteem and have ridiculously high expectations. This is meant as a compliment.

  • Hagrid

    Hey, it’s my undead hometown girl!
    Manhattan, Kansas, represent!

  • jennybean42

    I think she bleeped herself, actually, because it’s in the text of the message too.

  • Frank W

    I approve of this @#$%ing message.

  • Wingo

    Wow, she’s nearly the same age as my mother. Weird.

    BTW the bleeping is probably so it can be shown on American TV. (I guess?)

  • benher

    *Swoon!* I’ll always love you mistress!

  • Eric Ragle

    Man, after all of these years, I still love to look at that woman. She must be a witch to still be looking so good.

  • marcuscole

    Remember, T*#%s is one of the 7 infamous words that can never be said on television.

  • Lucifer

    I am in love with her

  • CheshireKitty

    I approve this message!! d^____^b!!

  • redesigned

    the sad thing is she is a hell of a lot smarter and would probably make more real positive change then the actual candidate she parodying. i’d vote for her over Christine O’Donnell any day.

    she also most likely is not against masturbation, considering a large part of her view demographic are masturbating teen boys up late at night hoping to catch a glimpse of her tits.