During mass "Devil Attack," at school in Trinidad, Satan demands to go to the toilet

From a local newspaper in the Caribbean state of Trinidad and Tobago: "17 female students fell mysteriously ill and began rolling on the ground, hissing and blabbering in a strange tongue, after suffering bouts of nausea and headaches. Two of the students reportedly tried to throw themselves off a railing and had to be physically restrained, triggering fears of a possible demon attack." The devil spoke through the girls, and said he wanted to go to the toilet. (BB Submitterator, thanks Stevedore)