Stop Groping Me TSA shirt


Marilyn sez, "It's the "Stop Groping Me" T-shirt, printed up with TSA directions on how to do an 'enhanced' pat-down: 'Breast area: Gently caress, using palm of hand. Try cupping chest area without squeezing...Buttocks: Grasp firmly and release.' There's more. Don't forget: National Opt-Out Day is Wednesday, November 24."

The One Stop Shop For Your Your Official TSA Groping Guide Shirt! (Thanks, Marilyn, via Submitterator!)

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  1. Sign me up for one! This TSA Big Brother crap is ridiculous. Won’t be having any pedo TSA agent watching nude pics of my kids or feeling them up when I refuse the scanner.

  2. Whew…for me, there’s an uncanny valley effect seeing the photos of the model with the 2D graphic overlaid. If a photo session can’t adequately show off the actual printed shirt, what chance does it have to be readable in the wild?

  3. I got to experience the “enhanced” pat down first had today. You now basically have 2 options, be photographed nude or be subjected to a humiliating search.

    Your choice Mr & Mrs American Public.

  4. Pah! This policy isn’t a bad thing. You people suck.
    I don’t even fly. When I go to the airport I say “I don’t have a ticket. I’m just here for the groping.” Now that is a T-shirt slogan!

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