By Mark Frauenfelder at 9:06 am Tue, Nov 23, 2010
"Sure, he wears a mustache, but he does so unironically."
Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters
It’s nice to see a healthy dose of hipster backlash–just in time too.
NO ONE EXPECTS…er, Jeff Goldblum.
I’m not going to engage in anti-hipsterism until somebody gives me a definition of Hipster that doesn’t describe themselves.
I couldn’t figure out what a hipster was so I did some asking around among people I know IRL. I’ve concluded that Hipster is a word that Hipsters use to distance themselves from slightly different Hipsters.
That does seem to be the case.
Hipsters are defined as anyone who adds “-inski” to the end of their first name. And people shot by Charles Bronson.
Charles Dennis Buchinski just wants his suffix back
A hipster is an urban hick.
Yo, faux ‘hipsters’!
The era of the real hipsters called.
They want you squares to get in the wind and blow the scene.
True,Chris, real hipsters are also colourful:
Coincidentally, the TSA have been awarded the 2010 Charles Bronson prize for ‘Excellence in Vigilantism’.
Wow, so this guy makes his own movies at home. I’d pay to see this movie.
I think I need to hire Charles Bronson.
Jeff Goldblum is always when you least expect it.
Prefer Warren the Ape’s Bad Po Fo
p.s. Bring it on Freak #1 Jeff Goldblum!
Hipsters! Gather round! Clap yer hands!
C’mon baby! This can’t be beat! Hipsters!
Believe that might be Laurence Fishburne getting his ghetto blaster blasted.
Some of you may know that Serpico was shot in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. (Hipster ground zero.) What you may be unaware of is that he was shot actually shot during a heated debate over whether Sleigh Bells or Ariel Pink is the better band.
Yeah, Jeff Goldblum really made this video for me.
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