Trailer for a little-known Charles Bronson movie: Killing Hipsters


18 Responses to “Trailer for a little-known Charles Bronson movie: Killing Hipsters”

  1. Eric Ragle says:

    It’s nice to see a healthy dose of hipster backlash–just in time too.

  2. Mark Crummett says:

    NO ONE EXPECTS…er, Jeff Goldblum.

  3. kevinsky says:

    I’m not going to engage in anti-hipsterism until somebody gives me a definition of Hipster that doesn’t describe themselves.

    I couldn’t figure out what a hipster was so I did some asking around among people I know IRL. I’ve concluded that Hipster is a word that Hipsters use to distance themselves from slightly different Hipsters.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hey, Kevinsky:

    A hipster is an urban hick.

  5. Chris Tucker says:

    Yo, faux ‘hipsters’!

    The era of the real hipsters called.

    They want you squares to get in the wind and blow the scene.

    You dig?

  6. sing it, baby says:

    Coincidentally, the TSA have been awarded the 2010 Charles Bronson prize for ‘Excellence in Vigilantism’.

  7. orwellian says:

    Wow, so this guy makes his own movies at home. I’d pay to see this movie.

  8. Motion select says:

    I think I need to hire Charles Bronson.

  9. lbigbadbob says:

    Jeff Goldblum is always when you least expect it.

  10. dross1260 says:

    Prefer Warren the Ape’s Bad Po Fo
    p.s. Bring it on Freak #1 Jeff Goldblum!

  11. Ugly Canuck says:

    Hipsters! Gather round! Clap yer hands!

    C’mon baby! This can’t be beat! Hipsters!

  12. aref says:

    Believe that might be Laurence Fishburne getting his ghetto blaster blasted.

  13. AT203 says:

    Some of you may know that Serpico was shot in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. (Hipster ground zero.) What you may be unaware of is that he was shot actually shot during a heated debate over whether Sleigh Bells or Ariel Pink is the better band.

  14. Ratdog says:

    Yeah, Jeff Goldblum really made this video for me.

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