Trailer for a little-known Charles Bronson movie: Killing Hipsters

"Sure, he wears a mustache, but he does so unironically." Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters

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It’s nice to see a healthy dose of hipster backlash–just in time too.
Mark Crummett

NO ONE EXPECTS…er, Jeff Goldblum.
kevinsky

I’m not going to engage in anti-hipsterism until somebody gives me a definition of Hipster that doesn’t describe themselves.

I couldn’t figure out what a hipster was so I did some asking around among people I know IRL. I’ve concluded that Hipster is a word that Hipsters use to distance themselves from slightly different Hipsters.
- Hools Verne
  
  That does seem to be the case.
- Phikus
  
  Hipsters are defined as anyone who adds “-inski” to the end of their first name. And people shot by Charles Bronson.
  - gths
    
    Charles Dennis Buchinski just wants his suffix back
Anonymous

Hey, Kevinsky:

A hipster is an urban hick.
Chris Tucker

Yo, faux ‘hipsters’!

The era of the real hipsters called.

They want you squares to get in the wind and blow the scene.

You dig?
- Ugly Canuck
  
  True,Chris, real hipsters are also colourful:
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2FlTeQ3LqY
sing it, baby

Coincidentally, the TSA have been awarded the 2010 Charles Bronson prize for ‘Excellence in Vigilantism’.
orwellian

Wow, so this guy makes his own movies at home. I’d pay to see this movie.
Motion select

I think I need to hire Charles Bronson.
lbigbadbob

Jeff Goldblum is always when you least expect it.
dross1260

Prefer Warren the Ape’s Bad Po Fo
p.s. Bring it on Freak #1 Jeff Goldblum!
Ugly Canuck

Hipsters! Gather round! Clap yer hands!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M-R-Gjt-wM

C’mon baby! This can’t be beat! Hipsters!
aref

Believe that might be Laurence Fishburne getting his ghetto blaster blasted.
AT203

Some of you may know that Serpico was shot in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. (Hipster ground zero.) What you may be unaware of is that he was shot actually shot during a heated debate over whether Sleigh Bells or Ariel Pink is the better band.
Ratdog

Yeah, Jeff Goldblum really made this video for me.