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8:40 am Thu
Nov 25, 2010
TSA MadCivLibs
If you can't get enough of TSA "scope and grope" outrage -- or maybe if you're sick of hearing about it -- you'll enjoy this randomly filled-in Homeland Security Mad CivLib sheet.
RIP, MAD Magazines's Jack Davis
Davis had been with MAD since its first run in 1952, and his illustrations helped define the look of satirical art for generations.
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Trump Tracts: Subgenius-inflected mini-comics about Trump in the style of Jack Chick tracts
Ethan Persoff is releasing a new “Trump Tract” every day during the RNC, and he encourages you to print out stacks of them and leave them around Cleveland during the convention, “at a coffee shop, or in the bathroom at a $30,000/plate dinner, or hand-distributing these out in public.”
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Watch this very funny parody of a TED Talk, any TED talk
“Now that doesn’t sound important, and it’s not, but if I repeat it three times I’m making you believe that is important.” “Let’s look at a picture of the planet for no reason. It’s nice isn’t it. That’s where we live. What happens if I put some words over it? How about a number? What […]
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Even Cheech and Chong would be impressed with this “Happy Kit”
When the mood strikes you and you’re looking to light up, you shouldn’t have to hunt around for all the things you need: your pipe, your grinder, your favorite munchies, and so on. And with the Happy Kit, you won’t have to.This compact black case houses everything you need, including a grinder, a glass pipe, […]
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Kiss your boring job goodbye—you’re about to learn how to program
Everybody knows that if you want to earn the big bucks these days, you need to learn how to code. Luckily, you don’t even need to spend thousands on grad school to make coding your career. The Entry-Level Python & JavaScript Programming Bundle is the easiest way to get started in programming in two of […]
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If the Trumpocalypse actually hits, you’ll need this disaster preparedness bundle
Everything short of a ticket to Canada is here. Read on for the top 3 things you need to do to survive if ‘President Trump’ becomes real life.Start Your Own Business—Not Brought to You By Trump University This legitimate course bundle (they’ll even show you their tax returns) will teach you to make major cash without answering to […]
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SO AWESOME.
This is truly a masterpiece.
“The TSA mugger started to jiggle their genitals…”
Another true story about the Troublesome Slime Apes!
This guy with severe disabilities was flying out of Newark last week and they got chosen for one of those “enhanced” pat downs. The TSA guy started to tattoo their ear lobe and the guy videotaped the whole thing right then and there.
Then the guy looked at the TSA lackey in the eye and said, “How’d you like me to nudge your penis, huh?”
I bet this will be all over Kotaku by tonight. I am posting this to 4Chan and MySpace and encourage you to do likewise.
I declare victory if one of these ever gets quoted as truth :)
“Tiny-peckered Sadist Association”
No further comment.
The Resistance (heh) is spreading:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/4391127/Kiwi-refuses-naked-body-scan
tl;dr: Kiwi refuses pornoscan in UK. Gets sent home.
From the link provided by JonS above:
“In New Zealand the body scanners are prohibited under the Aviation Crimes Act”.
Bravo, New Zeland.
I’m amazed the UK procedures aren’t getting talked about more than they are, nobody seems to be concerned that there is NO optional pat-down over here. You refuse the pornomatic and you simply don’t fly.
Wonderful! Except for the Comic Sans.
Also, Post Stress Traumatic Disorder?
Part of the fuss is that the pat down *is* worse than the scanner, and so amounts to a disincentive to objecting to being scanned. That is, perhaps it’s better to have no alternative to the scan (and an easy decision for those planning their travel) than such a perverse one.
I wonder if, at some point in the future, this current TSA debacle will become the cannonical description of a Morton’s Fork
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_fork
Although, in this case, there are three choices, all of them bad:
* don’t fly
* get pornoscanned (with a bonus side order of sexual assault and/or humiliation)
* get sexually assaulted and/or humiliated
Jon
The creator of Mad Libs died last night. He was seventy-poop years old.
why isn’t the 2nd word Mad-libbed? every word that changes should be.
Another true story about the Tiny-peckered Sexual Assholes!
This blogger with three small children was flying out of Phoenix the other day and they got chosen for one of those “enhanced” pat downs. The TSA asshole started to mess with their johnson and the blogger froze right then and there.
Then the blogger looked at the TSA guy in the eye and said, “How’d you like me to photograph your nose, huh?”
I bet this will be all over CNN by tonight. I am posting this to 4Chan and Twitter and encourage you to do likewise.
You broke the rule.