Colonel Gaddafi uses Botox to maintain own youth, beauty

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26 Responses to “Colonel Gaddafi uses Botox to maintain own youth, beauty”

  1. Anonymous says:

    So now Gadaffi knows that someone on his medical staff or knew about his botox treatments leaks things to the US government. Bang up job Wikileaks!

  2. nanuq says:

    “Colonel Gadaffi uses Botox to maintain own youth, beauty”

    He keeps them well hidden, apparently.

  3. pAULbOWEN says:

    Grenoside, REPRESENT! Total excellence Mr Dennison.

  4. Mitch says:

    Is this going to be a gossip blog now?

    • Rob Beschizza says:

      Totally.

      • Antinous / Moderator says:

        We should model ourselves on HuffPo:

        Sports News – Look at the cute cardigan that Michelle Obama wore to the Lakers game.

        Media News – Did Michelle wear the same cardigan on Oprah that she wore on Leno?

        World News – Whose cardigan is cuter: Michelle’s or Carla Bruni-Sarkozy’s?

        • Jack says:

          What about The Daily Beast? Like The Daily Boing!

          Seriously, he looks like a shaved lion. Or the beast from the TV show version of Beauty and the Beast.

  5. eerd says:

    How can you have mention of the good colonel without also referring to his voluptuous blonde Ukrainian nurse?

  6. Anonymous says:

    UNICORN CHASER! UNICORN CHASERRRR!!!

  7. TheCrawNotTheCraw says:

    He was kind-of a Pretty Boy when he was 40+ years younger.

    Those days are past, Colonel.

  8. Anonymous says:

    So THAT’S what’s under those mirrored aviators. Hmmm. Maybe the shades are the secret.

  9. RedShirt77 says:

    He and Mickey Rourke must go to the same guy.

  10. Mister44 says:

    What I want to know is: how does he maintain teh crazy?

  11. OldBrownSquirrel says:

    In other news, the goatse guy uses Botox.

    Count this as one more vote for a unicorn chaser.

  12. Tdawwg says:

    To quote Shakespeare, “Uneasy lies the head that wears the botox’d frown.”

  13. Anonymous says:

    Question:

    Is it true he employs only lady bodyguards? Or is this just a myth?

    I remember reading somewhere that he keeps himself surrounded by female bodyguards during public appearances.

    Please explain.

    • VICTOR JIMENEZ says:

      Yes, he totally does. When he travels abroad he even request 20 to 30 young womans from that country to come to his tent and have a meeting with him.

      At least he did it in Spain and Italy.

      Apparently what he only does is some Islamic proselytism and gives away free Korans.

      PD: The girls have to pass a casting. No fat chicks for Old G!!!

  14. philipacamaniac says:

    The soundtrack is full of win.

  15. irksome says:

    And how DOES he keep that tight little butt?

  16. ROSSINDETROIT says:

    Apparently he travels with a voluptuous blonde Russian Medical Assistant.

    I remember back during Bush I when pictures of Gadaffi, or as he was then known Kadaffi (spell check suggestion: Daffiness) in drag were published in newspapers. This was part of a disinformation campaign by the US government to destabilize Syria by causing Gad/Kad to lose face in the region. Unfortunately our ideas in that part of the world don’t seem to have improved much.

  17. VagabondAstronomer says:

    I thought he maintained his youth by draining the life force out of children. Maybe I’m thinking someone else…

  18. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Rid hard and put away wet.

    • MrsBug says:

      I thought I was the only one who ever used that phrase with any frequency. I feel I am in good company.

      Yeah, that soundtrack…perfect for the Q-Man.

  19. minamisan says:

    I’m going to hear that song every time I see Gaddafi from now on, thanks.

    • facetedjewel says:

      Well, I did believe in miracle,s but after gazing at this thug’s mug, I may have to reconsider . . . and cancel my salon appointment.
      (shudder)

    • facetedjewel says:

      Well, I did believe in miracles, but after gazing at this thug’s mug, I may have to reconsider . . . and cancel my salon appointment.
      (shudder)

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