Turkey-shaped Jell-O® Mold: 2010 Competition

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8 Responses to “Turkey-shaped Jell-O® Mold: 2010 Competition”

  1. cleek says:

    “actual turkey leftovers are the stuff of misery”

    this is sad.

    i love leftover turkey. so does my wife. so do our cats.

  2. Xeni Jardin says:

    A TURKEY LEFTOVER CONCERN TROLL! spotted in the wild!

  3. Donald Petersen says:

    I like turkey leftovers slightly more than first-iteration turkey dinners. I also really, really LOVE pumpkin pie.

    But Byrne has cooled my holiday enthusiasm a bit. Never before have I seen something that sight-unseen would be the most delicious treat ever, look so much like it deserves cartoon stink-lines and a couple of houseflies rising from its fresh-plopped recumbency.

    Boy, ya got me there, Dave. I had no idea that my love for pumpkin pie depended so completely on its topography being utterly flat and featureless. Now all I can see is a turkey-shaped turd.

  4. Mitch says:

    Supermarket turkey is pretty gross. I just eat it to make Mom happy.

    Is Danielle Native American? I couldn’t help but notice what she’s wearing on her head.

  5. Anonymous says:

    The internet wants to know why you report the winners of this contest every year, but continue to ignore the equally-important Guac Bowl in February.

  6. someToast says:

    My Thanksgiving breakfast burrito — with egg, turkey, mashed potatoes, and gravy in a wrap — would like to respectfully disagree.

  7. thatbob says:

    The smear against turkey leftovers was only a feint to distract us from the characterization of Wilco as “indie”! Don’t fall for it!

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