Always Look on the Bright Side of the Fence

A routine peeping-tom/self-pleasuring report in a hyperlocal blog in Seattle is enlivened by the following detail:
According to witnesses, the man looked like he was in his 30's, white, with slicked-back dark-blond hair and was said to resemble Eric Idle.
Lemon curry?


      1. Yep, and they’ve built a statue and put it on a street corner so the community can see what he looks like. He’ll no doubt be arrested very soon.

        1. You know… I was just thinking…

          A statue of every peeping tom placed at the scene of the crime in yards behind bushes all over America like that would really halp law enforcement. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?

  1. You can wrap it up in ribbons.
    You can slip it in your sock,
    But don’t take it out in public,
    Or they will stick you in the dock…

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