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Pornoscan Santa xmas card

Cory Doctorow at 4:27 am Tue, Dec 7, 2010

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This funny xmas card was in my PO Box this morning, courtesy of Eric Mueller!

Rapiscan Santa and reindeer, Xmas Card from Eric Mueller and Ramona Ponce

I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

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Anonymous

I’d love to blog this. Would you be all right with that if credit and link are given?
grikdog

Almost missed Rudolph. Heh.
- Anonymous
  
  Would love to use this for my Christmas cards. And I will be very happy to credit it to you! :-) Merry Christmas!
Anonymous

Assuming the machine is well controlled the radiation is 20 more than a chest X-ray. What’s funny about that?
lets not get distracted.
Anonymous

No way Rudolph gets through without a pat down.
ericM

Thanks so much Cory for appreciating & posting – holiday cheers!
Reply to Comment #2 by ‘Anon’ (Sean): Indeed this is my original artwork (the ‘fat man’ is a modified version of a weighty man’s scan image currently on the InterTubes) ;-). My cards are all on the way so I’d be happy to send a copy of the image to you for re-use free of charge; all I ask is a credit to my name if there is space for it on your cards. Post your email if you wish & a JPEG will be on the way!
Seasonal Best Wishes to Boing Boing and their readership. Eric M.
- Morrigan
  
  I would love, love a copy pretty please. morrigansylvan[at]yahoo.com
Anonymous

im.a.qwack(at)gmail.com, if you’re still willing to share!

Found you via: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/12/operation-jingle-bells.html
pjcamp

That cup looks like something that once belonged to two girls.
Anonymous

Not sure how I missed this the first time around but caught it on Cake Wrecks. To Mr. Mueller, would love a jpeg copy as well if you’re still in the giving mood (will give full credit and Element Group url)! nomildreddavis[AT]gmail.com
Jen5253

I also would LOVE a copy! jenrange(at)hotmail(dot)com. What a brilliant idea!!
Anonymous

*_WANT_*

I haven’t been able to find this searching th’Google. Is this Mr. Mueller’s design? I would love to use this image for 50 self-printed xmas cards for friends this week if he’d be amenable to a ‘licensing fee.’

– Sean
Anonymous

I ADORE this card! I saw it on Cake Wrecks this morning. It’s the first Christmas cared I’ve ever seen that I’ve liked. I would love a a JPEG copy to create my own.

Thank you,
Ryan
Anonymous

Eric and Ramona,
This is brilliant!–I howled with laughter when I opened your card.
Every year you just out do yourselves. I am ready for Pat Down & Dee Tainment to meet me at the airport for my annual pilgrimage to Paris–Un Soir de Noel Tea from Fauchon?
Love, LuLu
WorldScott

Genius! Poor Santa! LOL!

-Scott
Zac

I guess that’s just the price of flying these days.

Sleigh or no sleigh.
- Anonymous
  
  The price of flying… our ancestors fought hard for us to have liberty and we, so docile, just lay it down.