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R2-D2 and C-3P0 swimsuits

David Pescovitz at 9:24 pm Wed, Dec 8, 2010

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Cory posted in October about the R2-D2 swimsuit, but now Black Milk Clothing has added C-3P0 to the line as well! "Artoo Loves Threepio" (Thanks, Dean!)

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  • Anonymous

    I’d do R2D2 ONLY if she WHISTLED properly!

  • nutbastard

    Aroused I am.

  • spejic

    Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

  • Anonymous

    I’ll be in my cabin.

  • Teller

    Mandroids! hahahahacoughcough

  • Anonymous

    I’d rather just see each one’s wookie. . . .

  • bluerabbit

    Why do the pretty ladies need to wear boots to go swimming?

  • kmoser

    Ahhh, now *those* are the droids I’m looking for.

    • David Pescovitz

      kmoser, you win this thread.

  • Jake0748

    Sweeet!

  • penguinchris

    The stuff they’ve got is really hot. Especially these of course, as they combine attractive women and star wars, two things hard-wired into every geek’s brain.

    However, I’m not so sure I’m interested in seeing actual star wars geeks wearing these… ;)

    • Anonymous

      Obviously, you aren’t hanging with the right Star Wars geeks, penguinchris.

  • drewand1200

    If I saw this image at the same time I saw Star Wars, I would have never left the theater and my head would have exploded.

  • Antinous / Moderator

    Where is the link to the Chewbacca Speedo?

    • turn_self_off

      While no speedo, there is a chewbakka winter jacket made by adidas.

      http://craziestgadgets.com/2010/08/09/adidas-wookiee-jacket/

    • David Pescovitz

      Brilliant. For someone other than me.

      • Antinous / Moderator

        Actually, Google did cough up a funfur Speedo. You’d think that Regretsy would be littered with them.

  • Nylund

    The name of this website finally makes sense to me. One boing for each of them.

    Although, if the jawas come to me, I think I might go with this R2 unit:

    http://suicidegirls.tumblr.com/post/1612386081/kemper-suicide-r2d2

  • sam1148

    Do those come in XXL?

  • Crawford Tillinghast

    DEFINITELY the droid I’ve been looking for!

  • Anonymous

    Those gals seem so indifferent about their swimsuits. If they were the actual sort of women to whom such garments would appeal, they’d be all smiles. Instead they look depressed.

    Gads but I hate the fashion industry and marketing.

    ~D. Walker

    • sapere_aude

      Actually, these models look downright giddy compared to most fashion models. I’ve never understood why fashion models always seem to wear an expression of lifeless depression mixed with cold-hearted contempt for the world on their faces. The expressions on the faces of the two models shown above look sweet when compared to the expressions on the faces of the models shown in this previous Boing Boing post.

      • spejic

        The same reason why models have boy-like figures instead of curves. The clothes designer wants men to think “look at those beautiful clothes” instead of “look at that woman in those clothes” before segueing into a sexual fantasy where the clothes are totally forgotten.

    • Quaternion

      Obligatory Onion article for D. Walker:
      http://www.theonion.com/articles/14-american-apparel-models-freed-in-daring-midnigh,2284/

  • Jack

    This R2 unit has an awesome motivator. Look. Reowr!

  • jere7my

    Thank the Maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good.

  • Anonymous

    I have a Chewbacca swimsuit; I just swim naked.

  • The Mudshark

    I popped a boner in less than 12 parsecs.

    • knoxblox

      Surely it can’t be that long.

      (re: previous post – parsec is distance, not time)

  • robertdee

    I never thought I’d say this but I want to do R2-D2 whilst C3PO watches.