Comments on: Cthulhu sex-toys! http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sun, 26 May 2013 03:25:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966146 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966146 @Dave Faris, Ask and ye shall receive. http://whipspiderrubberworks.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=37 @Dave Faris,
Ask and ye shall receive.
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]]> By: Jonah http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966405 Jonah Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966405 I wonder what would happen if someone started selling these in Alabama (which has a ban on the sale of sex toys). If you are selling dildos that are also works of art, it seems like you would have a pretty strong first amendment defense. (Of course, anyone who actually want to try this should probably get in touch with the ACLU first and/or have the means to finance a multi-year legal dispute with the state of Alabama.) I wonder what would happen if someone started selling these in Alabama (which has a ban on the sale of sex toys). If you are selling dildos that are also works of art, it seems like you would have a pretty strong first amendment defense. (Of course, anyone who actually want to try this should probably get in touch with the ACLU first and/or have the means to finance a multi-year legal dispute with the state of Alabama.)

]]> By: captain_cthulhu http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-969221 captain_cthulhu Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-969221 Cannot unsee or unname! what strange geometries! I fear an eldritch infection in her feotid nether-regions! Cannot unsee or unname!

what strange geometries! I fear an eldritch infection in her feotid nether-regions!

]]> By: danegeld http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966150 danegeld Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966150 a bit NSFW!!! a bit NSFW!!!

]]> By: Randwulf http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966171 Randwulf Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966171 Inspired by the twisted writings of H.P. "Love"craft. Inspired by the twisted writings of H.P. “Love”craft.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966428 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966428 It isn't a 'zombie' thing. It isn’t a ‘zombie’ thing.

]]> By: Tim http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966445 Tim Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966445 The one on the right of the image is seriously disturbing; I don't get the "Lovecraft" vibe from it but rather a "dead, decaying and rotting penis" feel. That's just creepy. The one on the right of the image is seriously disturbing; I don’t get the “Lovecraft” vibe from it but rather a “dead, decaying and rotting penis” feel.

That’s just creepy.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966448 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966448 A unicorn dildo? I think the closest thing would be a "live cast" of a real equine... Click if you dare, NSFW obviously: http://www.bb5t.com/zen/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1_6 A unicorn dildo?

I think the closest thing would be a “live cast” of a real equine…

Click if you dare, NSFW obviously:

http://www.bb5t.com/zen/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1_6

]]> By: facetedjewel http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966458 facetedjewel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966458 Reply to Anon #24 'Once they discover their purpose, the aliens will silently shake their heads in disapproval, pack their belongings, and leave.' Should alien archeologists visit our fair planet, and 'pick over the ruined remains of humanity', there may be much that will meet with their disapproval, novelty sex toys being far down on the list. What humans might have used to pleasure themselves or each other, would not make the top 1000 puzzlers about our species. I kinda get the middle one and the one of the left - ribbed for pleasure, but the one on the right? - ew. Reply to Anon #24

‘Once they discover their purpose, the aliens will silently shake their heads in disapproval, pack their belongings, and leave.’

Should alien archeologists visit our fair planet, and ‘pick over the ruined remains of humanity’, there may be much that will meet with their disapproval, novelty sex toys being far down on the list. What humans might have used to pleasure themselves or each other, would not make the top 1000 puzzlers about our species.

I kinda get the middle one and the one of the left – ribbed for pleasure, but the one on the right? – ew.

]]> By: KanedaJones http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-967230 KanedaJones Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-967230 heheh this just reminds me of this NSFW place.. http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys strangely enough on my journeys I keep bumping into people who use their products - man I need to find places to hang out in with less 'creative; types. heheh this just reminds me of this NSFW place..

http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys

strangely enough on my journeys I keep bumping into people who use their products – man I need to find places to hang out in with less ‘creative; types.

]]> By: karl_jones http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966469 karl_jones Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966469 <em>De gustibus non disputandum est.</em> De gustibus non disputandum est.

]]> By: karl_jones http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966471 karl_jones Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966471 I get the impression that Lovecraft feared the Female ... all that business about miscegenation and warped offspring. If there's a market for Lovecraft dildoes, surely there's a market for Chthulhu dolls with lifelike latex orifices? And by "lifelike", I mean fangs and dribbling mucus, and a disquieting, evil stench of rank foetor and miasma .... I get the impression that Lovecraft feared the Female … all that business about miscegenation and warped offspring.

If there’s a market for Lovecraft dildoes, surely there’s a market for Chthulhu dolls with lifelike latex orifices?

And by “lifelike”, I mean fangs and dribbling mucus, and a disquieting, evil stench of rank foetor and miasma ….

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966477 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966477 If you can buy a 'Ron Jeremy', why not a 'My Friend Flicka'? If you can buy a ‘Ron Jeremy’, why not a ‘My Friend Flicka’?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966479 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966479 Our new buddy Donald Douglas (he of the tag line "Keeping an eye on the communist-left so you don't have to!") has linked to this post with his trademark brand of neocon snark: "Why Progressives Read Boing Boing Seriously. No wonder they demonize people of faith and romanticize atheists: 'Cthulhu sex-toys!'" And of course he has labeled the post "Democratic Party, Mass Media, Moral Bankuptcy, Progressives, Radical Left." Though that didn't stop him from running the dildo photo even larger than BB. I guess this is his idea of payback, since so many Boing Boingers took him to task for clucking about Elizabeth Edwards insufficient faith in God. I think he just likes Lovecraftian kink. <i>link added by mod:</i> http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/2010/12/why-progressives-read-boing-boing.html Our new buddy Donald Douglas (he of the tag line “Keeping an eye on the communist-left so you don’t have to!”) has linked to this post with his trademark brand of neocon snark:
“Why Progressives Read Boing Boing
Seriously.
No wonder they demonize people of faith and romanticize atheists: ‘Cthulhu sex-toys!’” And of course he has labeled the post “Democratic Party, Mass Media, Moral Bankuptcy, Progressives, Radical Left.”

Though that didn’t stop him from running the dildo photo even larger than BB.

I guess this is his idea of payback, since so many Boing Boingers took him to task for clucking about Elizabeth Edwards insufficient faith in God.

I think he just likes Lovecraftian kink.

link added by mod: http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/2010/12/why-progressives-read-boing-boing.html

]]> By: johnofjack http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966232 johnofjack Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966232 More frightening than Lovecraft's fiction! More frightening than Lovecraft’s fiction!

]]> By: Orpheline http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966489 Orpheline Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966489 Years ago, a friend of mine recorded a song called 'Necromonicondom' (or was that the album title?). Mood music, perhaps? Years ago, a friend of mine recorded a song called ‘Necromonicondom’ (or was that the album title?). Mood music, perhaps?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-970329 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-970329 He's buried in my yard... Swan Point.. He’s buried in my yard… Swan Point..

]]> By: Matt Staggs http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966759 Matt Staggs Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966759 NSFL. NSFL.

]]> By: Jackasimov http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966251 Jackasimov Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966251 Well, at the very least this is turning out the years best comment section. Well, at the very least this is turning out the years best comment section.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-967029 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-967029 Cthulhu is a Real mythological being. No one can copy right it out right. Cthulhu is a Real mythological being.
No one can copy right it out right.

]]> By: Prufrock451 http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966263 Prufrock451 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966263 No no no no I did not see a Giger dildo I did not see a Giger dildo I did not see a Giger dildo No no no no I did not see a Giger dildo I did not see a Giger dildo I did not see a Giger dildo

]]> By: dodongo http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966521 dodongo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966521 Yeah, this is straight out of Neonomicon. No one accept any invitations to any parties from these folk. Yeah, this is straight out of Neonomicon. No one accept any invitations to any parties from these folk.

]]> By: nanuq http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966266 nanuq Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966266 When the Old Ones finally arise, somebody is going to be very sorry for coming up with this idea. When the Old Ones finally arise, somebody is going to be very sorry for coming up with this idea.

]]> By: Rob Cruickshank http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966267 Rob Cruickshank Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966267 Here in Toronto there is, in fact, a sex shop called Lovecraft. I don't think they'd carry those, though. Here in Toronto there is, in fact, a sex shop called Lovecraft. I don’t think they’d carry those, though.

]]> By: Halloween Jack http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966528 Halloween Jack Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966528 "Not the direction you thought he was going in" is a pretty good summary of Alan Moore's work. “Not the direction you thought he was going in” is a pretty good summary of Alan Moore’s work.

]]> By: irksome http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966282 irksome Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966282 Ah, romance is in the air. Ah, romance is in the air.

]]> By: MrJM http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966551 MrJM Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966551 <i>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fapping.</i> Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fapping.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966340 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966340 Rule #34. And not even an obscure variant. Rule #34. And not even an obscure variant.

]]> By: GeekMan http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966347 GeekMan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966347 Agreed. Where is our unicorn-dildo-chaser? Agreed. Where is our unicorn-dildo-chaser?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/11/cthulhu-sex-toys.html#comment-966348 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-966348 annd my legs just involuntarily clamped together FOREVER. annd my legs just involuntarily clamped together FOREVER.

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