Life-sized Patrick Swayze wax figure: Dalton from "Road House"


21 Responses to “Life-sized Patrick Swayze wax figure: Dalton from "Road House"”

  1. Lobster says:

    *kick* Roadhouse!

  2. Anonymous says:

    uncanny valley

  3. Anonymous says:

    I said one beer senor.

    Perhaps this is the first in a series. One can only hope to build an exact replica of the Double Duece by attaining the rest of the bouncers to go along with the Cooler. We’ll also have to throw in a Jeff Healey figure mounted behind chicken wire.

  4. FreakCitySF says:

    I’m holding out for the life depleted cancer stricken edition, poor guy, RIP Patrick Swayze.

    That guy had a lot of testosterone. Male dancers have a lot of it.

    Check out those hands.

  5. Blazel says:

    I really did not need to be reminded of that haircut.

  6. Sean Bonner says:

    My wife asked me what you would do with a life sized Patrick Swayze Dalton figure??? What wouldn’t you do with a life sized Patrick Swayze Dalton figure!!!

  7. chawke says:

    OK…one more thought, then I’ll stop.

    Is the simulacrum programmed with multiple techniques? Is he “fully functional”?

    Just curious.

    But seriously – it is just a wax thing after-all that would melt after after a few minutes of fun.

    If my friend obtained this, I wonder if…ahem…she could use this as a template for…I‘m stopping now. He’s not my friend’s type anyway :+

  8. wgmleslie says:

    Looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

  9. jere7my says:

    All: Let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!

  10. jordan says:

    Frank Morris and the Anglin Brothers would have loved a few of those.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Put it in a corner.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Kim Kardashian’s dad?

  13. Anonymous says:

    i’m holding out for chris farley.

  14. Peeved says:

    Who else think that they made this, realized that it had a pissed off expression and…whammo…Dalton from Road House.

  15. chawke says:

    Is there anything under the..ahem…hood?

  16. Trent Hawkins says:

    Looks better then CLU

  17. bokonon says:

    i thought he’d be…taller.

  18. Anonymous says:

    6’2″? I thought he would be smaller.

  19. Anonymous says:

    If he won’t walk, walk him…but be nice.

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