I get better spam than you


44 Responses to “I get better spam than you”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure that, that video would encourage me to buy Cialis from them…?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Beats emails for penis pills.

    Oh god, I hope all these messages aren’t from the same company.

  3. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Ha! That was exactly my subject line when I forwarded this one to my friends.

  4. mdotstrange says:

    I don’t if you get better spam than me… MEGADIK used to send me poetry in the form of spam.. I called it SPLAM POETRY http://bit.ly/eEpwSA

  5. henghog says:

    I think this also needs to be under the category of cool tools!

  6. johnnyaction says:

    I wonder what the odds are that the first contact with aliens will involve us trying to sell stuff to each other.

  7. mdh says:

    The real news here is that Chinese spambots are now carnivorous.

  8. henghog says:

    The songs in the video are:
    (In order)
    Enigma: Return to innocence,
    Enigma: Sadness,
    Enigma Turn Around.

  9. knoxblox says:

    Well, who doesn’t need a robot dinosaur from time to time?

  10. Knurm says:

    Hearing Return to Innocence by Enigma completely brought me back to being four years old and watching Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, and JTT in the timeless family classic, Man of the House.

    Thank you, truly.

  11. querent says:

    Well, they got a single post at least. :)

    I tried to build one of these when I was a kid. I didn’t get very far.

  12. markbellis says:

    Weird, one of the first spams I ever got in the late 90s was from this company (or another Chinese dinosaur company, if there is one).

  13. MilliePlateaux says:

    I got that one too!! So weird. Mine had an additional line:
    “Remark: Please refer to the exhibits maintenance repair circuit of the above steps”

  14. Antinous / Moderator says:

    The California Academy of Sciences in GG Park used to (maybe still does) have three velociraptors running in a pack. I really wanted to take them home.

  15. mathdemon says:

    Is that the whole user manual? They sure want you to fiddle around with the electricity if nothing works. These hardcore Chinese don’t even care about safety it seems.

  16. Anonymous says:

    “Gibson said no, pretty emphatically. He remains fascinated with Japanese culture, both then and now—but has no real interest in China.”

  17. webmonkees says:

    That beats the spam I got asking for financial assistance to film a movie Bear Beer Deer Dear and then it got weird.

    Follow up on this. The BB offices need a T-Rex.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Ah, now I know from where to order a custom-built Dinosaur sex doll. Thanks!

    • Anonymous says:

      If you used that as a dinosaur sex doll, you might also be interested in the M4ke ur pen1s b1gger pills, because you’ll need them. Unless you want a smaller version. In that case, your ideas intrigue me and I wish to sign up for your newsletter. Badly.

  19. alllie says:

    Nice garden ornaments.

    But the Rex doesn’t look balanced to me. A Rex would carry more of his weight directly over his legs, not bent like that.

  20. fatuousplatitudes says:

    Yea, yea, but it’s the giant PedoBear that really get me:

  21. Maggie Koerth-Baker says:

    Ha! I was going to post this this morning.

    Last night I showed it to my husband. His response, “So … you’re going to pretend that you’re NOT the kind of person who’d buy a giant, Animatronic dinosaur?”

  22. franko says:

    well, i’m sold. i want one.

    • Anonymous says:

      No way, it’d be fun for the first day or two, but then it’ll turn into a much louder “Big Mouth Billy Bass” and will just gather dust and tears in its “skin.”

  23. arikol says:

    well, are you going to forward the contact details or not. Some of us here have been searching for YEARS for China dinosaur factory!

    LOL, spouses tend to know our weaknesses ;)

  24. Anonymous says:

    I want the T-Rex with the seat!
    (Though the seat would probably look better if it was made to look like a leather/wood saddle.)

  25. Doran says:

    Clearly I need to start reading more of the spam I get.

  26. jimkirk says:

    If the T-rex with seat mount could bipedally locomote at, say 15 to 25 mph, I would love to commute on it (using back roads, of course).

    And those giant hatched eggs around 10:30 would make a great alternative to office cubicles.

  27. Kerouac says:

    I’m disappointed these are 220v. I could hook into the 220v box I have in the back of the house (for the hot tub), but I would much rather have dinosaurs roaming the front yard, by the street.

  28. andyhavens says:

    Wait a second… my one-man band in college was named “Chinese Dinosaur Factory.” I used to open up my act by screaming:


    And then descending into musical madness.

    These guys totally ripped me off.

  29. Anonymous says:

    When I grow up, I want to be China dinosaur factory too!

  30. Lobster says:

    I got my alias from a spam e-mail. It was from one Knightly Q. Blowguns. :D

  31. Van Diemen says:

    Sounds like an employee is eaten by a velociraptor at 8:40.

  32. Robert says:

    Didja see that they also make giant bugs? That place is cool, if spammy. Want.

  33. Variable Rush says:

    Screw getting a guard dog, I want a guard T-Rex!

  34. Variable Rush says:

    Come to think of it, at around 9:30 in the video, there’s footage of what appears to be a museum. I remember some time ago one of our local museums had a dinosaur exhibit that looked like those same dinosaurs. I’ll see if I can find the pictures I took and post them here so y’all can check them out.

  35. Bill Beaty says:

    Oh no! We all revealed spammers everywhere they now know the secret to selling at stupid USA peoples, even get to BoingBoing:

    - Three photos attachment!
    - Instruction Manual!
    - Video file! ( WMV only)

    Works with dinosaur? So now try Cialis

  36. Monkeyfarm says:

    Can anyone decipher the prices of these things? They seem to all be in QQ/Q Coin values and I can’t find a conversion of QQ to $$

  37. Anonymous says:

    Wow. Their sides move as if they are breathing!


  38. FreakCitySF says:

    How much for a Robo Xeni riding a unicorn rodeo style?

  39. Pixel says:

    I thought the animatronics were neat, and I was impressed at how many articulations they had & such.

    Then I got to the shots of a T-Rex with a seat bolted to it’s back and my inner 8 year old went HOLEY COW! I WANT TO RIDE THE DINOSAUR!!

    I wonder how much chinese knockoff dinosaurs go for…

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