Comments on: I get better spam than you http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Mon, 20 May 2013 15:10:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-980992 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-980992 I'm not sure that, that video would encourage me to buy Cialis from them...? I’m not sure that, that video would encourage me to buy Cialis from them…?

]]> By: Ant http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981761 Ant Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981761 Oooh, giant red and black ants! on http://www.zgfff.com/chanpin/fzkc/2009/2/09281519155743.html or http://cdkf.cn/chanpin/fzkc/2009/2/09281519155743.html ... :) Oooh, giant red and black ants! on http://www.zgfff.com/chanpin/fzkc/2009/2/09281519155743.html or http://cdkf.cn/chanpin/fzkc/2009/2/09281519155743.html … :)

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981000 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981000 Beats emails for penis pills. Oh god, I hope all these messages aren't from the same company. Beats emails for penis pills.

Oh god, I hope all these messages aren’t from the same company.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981007 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981007 Ha! That was exactly my subject line when I forwarded this one to my friends. Ha! That was exactly my subject line when I forwarded this one to my friends.

]]> By: mdotstrange http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981009 mdotstrange Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981009 I don't if you get better spam than me... MEGADIK used to send me poetry in the form of spam.. I called it SPLAM POETRY http://bit.ly/eEpwSA I don’t if you get better spam than me… MEGADIK used to send me poetry in the form of spam.. I called it SPLAM POETRY http://bit.ly/eEpwSA

]]> By: henghog http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981014 henghog Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981014 I think this also needs to be under the category of cool tools! I think this also needs to be under the category of cool tools!

]]> By: tunnybell http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981527 tunnybell Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981527 Commute-a-saurus? Mwahhh! Now you're talking! Commute-a-saurus? Mwahhh! Now you’re talking!

]]> By: johnnyaction http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981018 johnnyaction Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981018 I wonder what the odds are that the first contact with aliens will involve us trying to sell stuff to each other. I wonder what the odds are that the first contact with aliens will involve us trying to sell stuff to each other.

]]> By: mdh http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981019 mdh Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981019 The real news here is that Chinese spambots are now carnivorous. The real news here is that Chinese spambots are now carnivorous.

]]> By: henghog http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981020 henghog Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981020 The songs in the video are: (In order) Enigma: Return to innocence, Enigma: Sadness, Enigma Turn Around. The songs in the video are:
(In order)
Enigma: Return to innocence,
Enigma: Sadness,
Enigma Turn Around.

]]> By: knoxblox http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981022 knoxblox Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981022 Well, who doesn't need a robot dinosaur from time to time? Well, who doesn’t need a robot dinosaur from time to time?

]]> By: Knurm http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981023 Knurm Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981023 Hearing Return to Innocence by Enigma completely brought me back to being four years old and watching Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, and JTT in the timeless family classic, Man of the House. Thank you, truly. Hearing Return to Innocence by Enigma completely brought me back to being four years old and watching Chevy Chase, Farrah Fawcett, and JTT in the timeless family classic, Man of the House.

Thank you, truly.

]]> By: querent http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981027 querent Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981027 Well, they got a single post at least. :) I tried to build one of these when I was a kid. I didn't get very far. Well, they got a single post at least. :)

I tried to build one of these when I was a kid. I didn’t get very far.

]]> By: markbellis http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-982566 markbellis Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-982566 Weird, one of the first spams I ever got in the late 90s was from this company (or another Chinese dinosaur company, if there is one). Weird, one of the first spams I ever got in the late 90s was from this company (or another Chinese dinosaur company, if there is one).

]]> By: MilliePlateaux http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981038 MilliePlateaux Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981038 I got that one too!! So weird. Mine had an additional line: "Remark: Please refer to the exhibits maintenance repair circuit of the above steps" I got that one too!! So weird. Mine had an additional line:
“Remark: Please refer to the exhibits maintenance repair circuit of the above steps”

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981294 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981294 The California Academy of Sciences in GG Park used to (maybe still does) have three velociraptors running in a pack. I <i>really</i> wanted to take them home. The California Academy of Sciences in GG Park used to (maybe still does) have three velociraptors running in a pack. I really wanted to take them home.

]]> By: mathdemon http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981046 mathdemon Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981046 Is that the whole user manual? They sure want you to fiddle around with the electricity if nothing works. These hardcore Chinese don't even care about safety it seems. Is that the whole user manual? They sure want you to fiddle around with the electricity if nothing works. These hardcore Chinese don’t even care about safety it seems.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981069 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981069 "Gibson said no, pretty emphatically. He remains fascinated with Japanese culture, both then and now—but has no real interest in China." “Gibson said no, pretty emphatically. He remains fascinated with Japanese culture, both then and now—but has no real interest in China.”

]]> By: webmonkees http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981074 webmonkees Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981074 That beats the spam I got asking for financial assistance to film a movie Bear Beer Deer Dear and then it got weird. Follow up on this. The BB offices need a T-Rex. That beats the spam I got asking for financial assistance to film a movie Bear Beer Deer Dear and then it got weird.

Follow up on this. The BB offices need a T-Rex.

]]> By: Pixel http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981075 Pixel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981075 I thought the animatronics were neat, and I was impressed at how many articulations they had & such. Then I got to the shots of a T-Rex with a seat bolted to it's back and my inner 8 year old went HOLEY COW! I WANT TO RIDE THE DINOSAUR!! I wonder how much chinese knockoff dinosaurs go for... I thought the animatronics were neat, and I was impressed at how many articulations they had & such.

Then I got to the shots of a T-Rex with a seat bolted to it’s back and my inner 8 year old went HOLEY COW! I WANT TO RIDE THE DINOSAUR!!

I wonder how much chinese knockoff dinosaurs go for…

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981079 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981079 Ah, now I know from where to order a custom-built Dinosaur sex doll. Thanks! Ah, now I know from where to order a custom-built Dinosaur sex doll. Thanks!

]]> By: alllie http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981085 alllie Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981085 Nice garden ornaments. But the Rex doesn't look balanced to me. A Rex would carry more of his weight directly over his legs, not bent like that. Nice garden ornaments.

But the Rex doesn’t look balanced to me. A Rex would carry more of his weight directly over his legs, not bent like that.

]]> By: fatuousplatitudes http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981086 fatuousplatitudes Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981086 Yea, yea, but it's the giant PedoBear that really get me: http://www.cdkf.cn/chanpin/fzdw/2010/8/108231357537547.html Yea, yea, but it’s the giant PedoBear that really get me:
http://www.cdkf.cn/chanpin/fzdw/2010/8/108231357537547.html

]]> By: Maggie Koerth-Baker http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981089 Maggie Koerth-Baker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981089 Ha! I was going to post this this morning. Last night I showed it to my husband. His response, "So ... you're going to pretend that you're NOT the kind of person who'd buy a giant, Animatronic dinosaur?" Ha! I was going to post this this morning.

Last night I showed it to my husband. His response, “So … you’re going to pretend that you’re NOT the kind of person who’d buy a giant, Animatronic dinosaur?”

]]> By: franko http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981092 franko Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981092 well, i'm sold. i want one. well, i’m sold. i want one.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981096 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981096 No way, it'd be fun for the first day or two, but then it'll turn into a much louder "Big Mouth Billy Bass" and will just gather dust and tears in its "skin." No way, it’d be fun for the first day or two, but then it’ll turn into a much louder “Big Mouth Billy Bass” and will just gather dust and tears in its “skin.”

]]> By: arikol http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981097 arikol Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981097 well, are you going to forward the contact details or not. Some of us here have been searching for YEARS for China dinosaur factory! @Maggie LOL, spouses tend to know our weaknesses ;) well, are you going to forward the contact details or not. Some of us here have been searching for YEARS for China dinosaur factory!

@Maggie
LOL, spouses tend to know our weaknesses ;)

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981102 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981102 I want the T-Rex with the seat! (Though the seat would probably look better if it was made to look like a leather/wood saddle.) I want the T-Rex with the seat!
(Though the seat would probably look better if it was made to look like a leather/wood saddle.)

]]> By: Doran http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981106 Doran Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981106 Clearly I need to start reading more of the spam I get. Clearly I need to start reading more of the spam I get.

]]> By: jimkirk http://boingboing.net/2010/12/29/spam.html#comment-981108 jimkirk Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-981108 If the T-rex with seat mount could bipedally locomote at, say 15 to 25 mph, I would love to commute on it (using back roads, of course). And those giant hatched eggs around 10:30 would make a great alternative to office cubicles. If the T-rex with seat mount could bipedally locomote at, say 15 to 25 mph, I would love to commute on it (using back roads, of course).

And those giant hatched eggs around 10:30 would make a great alternative to office cubicles.

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