Man Eater sex toy: offer of a product review sample


79 Responses to “Man Eater sex toy: offer of a product review sample”

  1. Anonymous says:

    i had to read the damn product description 3 times and then ponder it for 10 minutes to understand what in the hell this thing did.

  2. Ugly Canuck says:

    Does this… thing… make any squeaking or other sounds when it is properly used?

  3. Anonymous says:

    It would almost be worth it to buy one and put it on my desk at work just so I could make fun of anyone who recognized what it was.

  4. Jackasimov says:

    Well OK, if no one else is going to, I’ll do it.

  5. Anonymous says:

    what is this? i don’t even…

  6. Matt Cornell says:

    We’re running a poll on the Maneater here. We have a different dubious sex toy each week!

  7. mathdemon says:

    So Mark, did you ask for a sample? I mean, it’d be nicer with a proper review. :)

  8. ToMajorTom says:

    You BoingBoingers get all the perks. Sigh…

  9. Nelson.C says:

    So, Mark, are you going to review it?

  10. Anonymous says:

    i had a ICP moment trying to figure how it works before i went to the site.

  11. IWood says:

    It’s the cock-biting pear of Salamanca.


  12. Anonymous says:

    Just don’t share it.

  13. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Now that Joel’s gone, they don’t know who picked up the male sex toy beat.

  14. twobeeshawn says:

    I’m confused, where is the USB port?

  15. weatherman says:

    Well they do seem to know their market well; I can’t imagine a site that this would get better attention from than BoingBoing.

  16. MrJM says:


    this little spaceguy is not a sleeve, but slides along the shaft.

    I hope that clears up any confusion.

    • vancouvergrrl says:

      “As clear as an unmuddied lake; as clear as the azure sky of bluest summer”. (appy polly loggies for any misquotation)

    • cjp says:

      re: clearing up confusion – Thank you. I was way off the mark.

      A serious, professional review of this gadget would be welcome. We’re all enlightened here. And we promise not to giggle.

  17. Cowicide says:

    Like many others, I’m here after clicking the Read the rest link and expected to see Mark’s own personal review with pictures and possibly explicit video after the jump.

    Wat sort of journalisms is this?

  18. newtomato says:

    Just in time for Valentine’s Day!

  19. ill lich says:

    Oh yeah, that really turns me on.

  20. pepik says:

    I was just in Good Vibrations on Saturday, and I definitely didn’t see this displayed.

  21. jrtom says:

    Credit where due, Lobster: that’s originally (no kidding!) “The Biting Pear of Salamanca” by Ursula Vernon. (Who is an awesome artist and very funny person, BTW.)

  22. cstatman says:

    just like the TSA, I don’t want that anywhere near my junk

  23. Brainspore says:

    Is this product meant to blend in innocently among your office desktop figurines or is it intended for gentlemen who happen to have a Mike Wazowski fetish?

  24. ili says:

    “form-fitting and curved to fit many penises”. Just how many, I wonder? All at once, or serially? Clearly, this demands testing. Did Good Vibrations provide you with an MSDS?

  25. sgj says:

    WELL!? You said yes, right?

  26. Patrick Dodds says:

    Too tired to post the review Mark?

  27. styrofoam says:

    With a matter of a simple paint job, I’d imagine the review could be shortened to “Just look at it.”

  28. mreddy1 says:

    i will take up this task. send it to me, i have some time to kill.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Maybe we can get the blog guy who hates Elizabeth Edwards and Cthulhu dildos to re-tweet this.

  30. Anonymous says:

    I was going to make a “Christ, what an asshole” comment but then learned it’s not an anal toy. :/

    • Cowicide says:

      Anything can be an anal toy. Anything.

      • Ipo says:

        There are size limitations I would think.
        In fact, I won’t even think of the lifesize replica of a spermwhale. No, I won’t.

        That thing looks just not even remotely like a sextoy to me.
        Interesting conversation piece.

  31. voiceinthedistance says:

    Had I fully grasped the apparent infallibility of Rule 34, I quite likely would have wound up at the door of Good Vibrations, portfolio in hand before wasting my life with a traditional career. Is there a Kevlar safety net for sex toy designers? Not every design is, perhaps, destined to be a runaway hit, but there is at least a “place” for everything.

  32. Anonymous says:

    The mind boggles! Looks like a one-eyed nasty version of Kermit!

  33. Anonymous says:

    it’s kind of cute in a kitchy way. I’d never guess that it was a sextoy.

  34. ahaley says:

    Gil Hicks: [beat] “Well, did he cum, or what?”

  35. Teller says:

    The hand is quicker than the Eye.

  36. social_maladroit says:

    So I click the “read more…” link and — nothing! No review, no pics, no video of it in use. Man, I want my bOINGbOING subscription fee refunded.

    Frauenfelder, you’re going to have to do a lot better than that if you ever want to fulfill your lifelong dream of blogging for Fleshbot.

  37. i_prefer_yeti says:

    It eats pirate hat wearing strawberries?

    Are we sure this isn’t a VeggieTales ™ toy?

  38. bobruub says:

    posting just to get the comments off 69

  39. osmo says:

    Wait, ok first I thought it was some wierdly shaped butt plug or something but its actually something you have on while you masturbate? Why… I mean can’t you just you know, sort of just masturbate. The usual way. With your hand. Or is this a big thing for you guys with no foreskins? Like using lube when you do it…

    Is anyone gonna test this thing? I know allot of people here have asked but I really wanna know.

  40. Stefan Jones says:

    The deluxe model has a tissue dispenser on back.

  41. anathica says:

    Can you put me in touch with this guy? I’d love to do product reviews for them, only I’m female.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Do Not Want.

  43. Caretta says:

    Considering the “Feel free to write whatever you’d like about it” line, presumably the very existence of your post constitutes acceptance and fulfillment of the terms.

    You might as well get a free sample, you’ve already provided the advertisement they were looking for.

  44. Mark Frauenfelder says:

    I did not request an evaluation unit. But I do like the look of the little creature.

    • max says:

      You should get one just because it would look totally unassuming on your desk and you could laugh about how people had no idea what it’s intended use is, and if they do it’s probably an interesting way to meet new people.

  45. MarketingGrrl says:

    If you do a review, will the review be a demonstration video or simply documented with photographs?


  46. TheCrawNotTheCraw says:

    Um…why does it have teeth?

  47. GVmae says:

    Hi Everyone, this is Mae from Good Vibrations. Any bloggers who are interested in reviewing products from us are welcome to join our affiliate program that offers unlimited products for review. It’s open to all genders and just might add a giggle(or moan)to your content.

  48. Anonymous says:

    ♪♫ Woah, here she comes. Watch out boy she’ll chew you up! Woah here she comes. She’s a man eater!♫♪

  49. Derek C. F. Pegritz says:

    How do you…how does it *work*? Is there an opening I’m missing, or another part? *Confused*

  50. CpnCodpiece says:

    So are you going to ‘plug’ the device or not haha.

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