By Xeni Jardin at 11:59 am Thu, Jan 6, 2011
UPDATE: By popular demand, Sad James Van Der Beek, shocked cat and Sad Keanu are now in attendance (you're welcome, @brianstovall, @andrea_ball, and all else who chimed in).
Additional sad guys one might Photoshop in: Sad Julian Assange, Sad Adrian Brody, Sad Nic Cage, Sad Leave Britney Alone Guy, and Crying Double Rainbow Guy.
Below, earlier iterations with fewer Sad Guys.
What no Glenn Beck?
Sad Keanu is missing there. They could be a Sad trio.
Both starring in a remake of “The crying game”
Is Boehner a girl at the end of this “Crying Game” remake?
Actually I think it’s Glenn Beck who’d be the catcher in this five way relationship.
The alternate title for this could be “Roofies work on men too!”
I would cry too if I was as full of shit as those three.
Doesn’t Boehner know they only award Oscars to actual actors?
Xeni – how about some shocked kiteh in the corner?
Boehner and Beck are not even worthy enough to wipe their tears with Draper’s puke-stained shirt.
Why men avoid LMN.
Boehner is sad.
Draper is sad.
Beck . . . Beck just looks like a one year old unhappy about having a load in his Huggies.
>> Beck just looks like a one year old unhappy about having a load in his Huggies.
I thought he’d just heard what he was saying. But I suppose that’s basically the same thing… :-P
Done and done.
I can’t tell just how well that ties my week together. Damn near started tearing up myself.
Free health care makes adult Glenn Beck cry.
DO NOT ! Hand any of these men the atomic launch codes to our country !
No! It’s supposed to be a sad cat:
I admit, I’m glad Glen Beck joined. He’s my favorite cryer
Draper make have a puke-stain on his shirt, but at least he’s not Glenn Beck.
Beck just isn’t selling it. The other two are pretty good actors.
Wait, that’s not Don Draper, it’s Dick Whitman! What’s going on here?
You have to put in that “Why must I cry” dude!
You know guys, I think Beck is trolling you all with that picture. But by all means keep giving him attention.
On a related note, you may have heard that women want men to be honest about their feelings. It’s true, but only in the same sense that the IRS wants you to be honest about your finances.
“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”
I love you, Boing Boing.
Sad Julian Assange, Sad Nic Cage, Sad Adrian Brody, and Crying Double Rainbow Guy would also fit! You’re welcome to shop it more yourselves, but I must move on.
I am loving the week of James Vandermemes:
This image makes me less interested in sex.
Cry Thing you make my heart sing …..!!
For fans of sadness can I also suggest the following Facebook group
Oh, man. Someone please ‘shop in Xeni’s other honorable mentions.
(Shocked Cat is my favorite.)
This site has suffered some mission creep since the height of the financial crisis, but…
In France, Glenn Beck is known as “Le Bebe-Homme Pleurant“, and is considered to be a performance artist.
Sad Boehner must have just launched some sadly foul flatulence, if Van der Beek’s expression is any indication.
So how many times did Boehner start sobbing during the reading of the Constitution?
Funny video on the subject!
strong men… also cry.
Nice morning Photoshop!
But does Ralph Lauren know?
It is enough to make one weep!
A crying shame!
But don’t you cry! Tears are tearing up the headlines, too!
Excuse me, while I wipe away a tear.
But if it’s your (tea) party, you can cry if you want to, too:
For now, it’s got me shedding tears of joy.
I created a Sad John Boehner tumblr :
Speaker Boehner’s emotional lability may be related to his self-confessed BFF, Merlot. Apparently, he’s a member of the it-must-be-five-o’clock-somewhere school of bibulology.
“This is just sad.”
Beck and Boehner are both crybabies. Boehner may be replacing Beck as the town crier. The DNC should take taken ads with both of them crying and saying “Is this who you want to be the new Speaker of the House”?
Stefan Jones-Both Beck and Boehner are crybabies to gin up phony sentimentality for their cause. They’re two peas in a pod.
Entertainment Funny Mockery parody politics pop culture shocked cat Weird
Submit a tip
The rules you agree to by using this website.
Who will be eaten first?
Jason Weisberger, Publisher
Ken Snider, Sysadmin