Sad John Boehner and Sad Don Draper (Update: by popular demand, now with Sad Glenn Beck, Tiny Sad Keanu, Sad James Van Der Beek)


46 Responses to “Sad John Boehner and Sad Don Draper (Update: by popular demand, now with Sad Glenn Beck, Tiny Sad Keanu, Sad James Van Der Beek)”

  1. ill lich says:

    “This is just sad.”

  2. Anonymous says:

    I am loving the week of James Vandermemes:

  3. sandyfeet says:

    This image makes me less interested in sex.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Cry Thing you make my heart sing …..!!

  5. Raw Footage says:

    For fans of sadness can I also suggest the following Facebook group

  6. Manooshi says:

    Oh, man. Someone please ‘shop in Xeni’s other honorable mentions.
    (Shocked Cat is my favorite.)

  7. benher says:

    Nice morning Photoshop!

    But does Ralph Lauren know?

  8. Ugly Canuck says:

    It is enough to make one weep!

    A crying shame!

    But don’t you cry! Tears are tearing up the headlines, too!–women-s-tears-lower-testosterone-in-men

    Excuse me, while I wipe away a tear.

    But if it’s your (tea) party, you can cry if you want to, too:

    For now, it’s got me shedding tears of joy.

  9. Anonymous says:

    sad, really

  10. Micah says:

    This site has suffered some mission creep since the height of the financial crisis, but…

  11. Chris Tucker says:

    In France, Glenn Beck is known as “Le Bebe-Homme Pleurant“, and is considered to be a performance artist.

  12. Donald Petersen says:

    Sad Boehner must have just launched some sadly foul flatulence, if Van der Beek’s expression is any indication.

  13. Dave Faris says:

    So how many times did Boehner start sobbing during the reading of the Constitution?

  14. Anonymous says:

    I created a Sad John Boehner tumblr :

  15. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Speaker Boehner’s emotional lability may be related to his self-confessed BFF, Merlot. Apparently, he’s a member of the it-must-be-five-o’clock-somewhere school of bibulology.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Beck and Boehner are both crybabies. Boehner may be replacing Beck as the town crier. The DNC should take taken ads with both of them crying and saying “Is this who you want to be the new Speaker of the House”?

  17. Anonymous says:

    Stefan Jones-Both Beck and Boehner are crybabies to gin up phony sentimentality for their cause. They’re two peas in a pod.

  18. rebdav says:

    What no Glenn Beck?

  19. Anonymous says:

    Sad Keanu is missing there. They could be a Sad trio.

  20. johnnyaction says:

    Both starring in a remake of “The crying game”

    • Anonymous says:

      Is Boehner a girl at the end of this “Crying Game” remake?

      • johnnyaction says:

        Actually I think it’s Glenn Beck who’d be the catcher in this five way relationship.

        The alternate title for this could be “Roofies work on men too!”

  21. IronyElemental says:

    I would cry too if I was as full of shit as those three.

  22. IronEdithKidd says:

    Doesn’t Boehner know they only award Oscars to actual actors?

    Xeni – how about some shocked kiteh in the corner?

  23. W. James Au says:

    Boehner and Beck are not even worthy enough to wipe their tears with Draper’s puke-stained shirt.

  24. Teller says:

    Why men avoid LMN.

  25. Stefan Jones says:

    Boehner is sad.

    Draper is sad.

    Beck . . . Beck just looks like a one year old unhappy about having a load in his Huggies.

    • jamiethehutt says:

      >> Beck just looks like a one year old unhappy about having a load in his Huggies.

      I thought he’d just heard what he was saying. But I suppose that’s basically the same thing… :-P

  26. Xeni Jardin says:

    Done and done.

  27. Xenu says:

    Free health care makes adult Glenn Beck cry.

  28. Anonymous says:

    DO NOT ! Hand any of these men the atomic launch codes to our country !

  29. Anonymous says:

    I admit, I’m glad Glen Beck joined. He’s my favorite cryer

  30. GeekMan says:

    Draper make have a puke-stain on his shirt, but at least he’s not Glenn Beck.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Beck just isn’t selling it. The other two are pretty good actors.

  32. Anonymous says:

    strong men… also cry.

  33. Stefan Jones says:

    Wait, that’s not Don Draper, it’s Dick Whitman! What’s going on here?

  34. mathdemon says:

    You have to put in that “Why must I cry” dude!

  35. Rayonic says:

    You know guys, I think Beck is trolling you all with that picture. But by all means keep giving him attention.

    On a related note, you may have heard that women want men to be honest about their feelings. It’s true, but only in the same sense that the IRS wants you to be honest about your finances.

  36. SAMO1415 says:


  37. ChickenDelicious says:

    I love you, Boing Boing.

  38. Xeni Jardin says:

    Sad Julian Assange, Sad Nic Cage, Sad Adrian Brody, and Crying Double Rainbow Guy would also fit! You’re welcome to shop it more yourselves, but I must move on.

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