Deep Lard Horizon: 250,000 gallons of beef fat spill in Houston Ship Channel

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33 Responses to “Deep Lard Horizon: 250,000 gallons of beef fat spill in Houston Ship Channel”

  1. hectorinwa says:

    These jokes are offal.

  2. Abelard Lindsay says:

    “And, there’s hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut…”

  3. Anonymous says:

    This is just the tri tip of the tallow berg. The tank cowed under pressure. I hope O’Cleo anGus the cow weren’t HERE FORd this cow tipping event.

  4. Ugly Canuck says:

    Fat city.

  5. Anonymous says:

    SUEEEEeeet. This isn’t calf bad although all the puns are udderly ridiculous and rendered off the charts. We’ve just skimmed the surface and I’m not sure if we’ve milked it for all its worth. Have we gotten to the meat of it? Better beef it up…..OK I’m done

  6. Halloween Jack says:

    You know someone’s gonna get suet.

    (People, honestly, no one else thought of this? Tsk.)

  7. Anonymous says:

    damn those CSO’s if they had a proper wastewater management system this would have never been a problem!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    If the fish ate the fat, then caught and rolled in some rice and seaweed they would be MOOSHI.
    I cower to think of the cowleries

  9. vinegartom says:

    I live in Houston and strangely this has not come upon my radar- but then I avoid television so- meh. A spill of this size of anything into Houston’s ship channel doesn’t surprise me in the least. This city’s idea of environmentalism is a joke in comparison to the efforts of other states- which wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t like to tout themselves as a “green” city. Incidentally they also like to think of themselves as “metropolitan” if that tells you anything. They might be- but only about as metropolitan as Chicago in the 1890s.

  10. mfrankly says:

    Ah, there’s the BoingBoing sense of humor, after reading the comments on the cigarette flicking story I was afraid it had been destroyed.

  11. Prufrock451 says:

    They need to beef up their safety precautions. Whoever is responsible needs to be hit with a fat fine. I’m sure there are more possible puns. I’m just skimming the surface here.

  12. tyger11 says:

    Skim that up and you have some beef fat with Omega-3 fatty acids. Delicious and nutritious! (tastes nothing like chicken)

  13. Prufrock451 says:

    And by the way, here comes the math:

    Average cattle in the US carries 157 pounds of fat.

    At a specific density of 0.911, beef fat is 7.6 pounds per gallon.

    So we’re looking at 1.9 million pounds of beef fat. Divide by 157.

    12,113 cows worth of fat.

    I’m stopping right there because there’s leftover pot roast in the fridge and if I keep thinking about this I will never eat it.

  14. Xeni Jardin says:

    Clearly, someone made a mis steak.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Mmm… beef fat.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Curious what the effect will be on the ecosystem. Not the same as a toxic chemical spill, I assume. I’m thinking of bacteria and mico-organisms from the fat…. will certain sea creatures feast on this and grow disproportionately large?

  17. Lexica says:

    The link to the Coast Guard site doesn’t seem to be working, and searches on their site for “beef fat” or “houston ship channel” aren’t returning anything useful.

  18. knoxblox says:

    Hmmm. Close to being (not exactly the right ingredients) the world’s record for the largest beef bouillon?

  19. Anonymous says:

    Out of the frying pan, into the shipping channel.

  20. Anonymous says:

    If the aquatic life in the canal is anything like my cat, they’ll have it cleaned up in no time.
    Then they can have a contest to catch the highest cholesterol carp in history.

  21. Winski says:

    Xeni:

    We’re there like 10,000 white trash pick-up trucks lined up on the shore of the channel trying to get some of that Lard?? My goodness, that would have fried so many catfish and hush puppies for the locals they would have had to build extra church pews just to hold the extra white fat butts created by this lard-o-polloza..!!!

  22. BookGuy says:

    Great. I just hand lunch, and now I’m already hungry again.

    That said, I was disappointed that the linked article wasn’t a bit meatier. They have the marrow of the story, but not much else to chew on.

  23. erg79 says:

    Before today I was not aware of the phrase “value-added oleochemicals.”

  24. Anonymous says:

    SOAP!

  25. Anonymous says:

    It sounds like a lot, but spread out over the Houston Ship Channel it’s really pretty tallow.

  26. Boondocker says:

    Oog. Between the pictures and the puns, I’m feeling a lot worse than before I read this.

  27. jim.cowling says:

    Beef fat is tallow. Pig fat is lard.

  28. Steve says:

    Paraphraing Rush Limbaugh, God will eat the fat.

  29. Steve says:

    P.S., God will chew the fat before he eats it.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Highly biodegradable.
    Won’t last as long as it takes the government to figure out how to spend millions cleaning it up!

  31. m in athens says:

    Nothing greases the mechanism of classism like good ol’ lard.

  32. Anonymous says:

    better coast guard link, but still doesn’t say much more;

    http://www.d8externalaffairs.com/go/doc/425/982031/

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