Simpsons porn parody finally out; is so super brain-hurty

"SIMPSONS -- THE XXX PARODY!" [Video Link, work-safe other than groaning porny sounds]. You can order it here. I am no stranger to porn and am no prude, but this is so unsettling on so many levels. I need to go be alone for a little while with some hot tea and a kitten.

(via The Daily What)

• [recordingautist]

  I’m glad someone is finally catering to the largely untapped market of jaundice fetishists.

• [Egypt Urnash]

  They could go to the trouble of painting everyone yellow but they couldn’t bother to come up with even a lame pun for the title? Shame! I guess they wanted to make it absolutely clear that this is a parody, protected under the first amendment and oh god fox please don’t sue us.

• [Anonymous]

  Here’s the official site, just in case you want to check it out Simpsons Porn Parody

• [bklynchris]

  I have not been this creeped out as an adult as I was creeped out watching “The 5000 fingers of Dr. T” as a kid. I don’t know why and that scares me.

• [EeyoreX]

  This brings us yet another day closer to the inevitable “Rule 34 singularity”; when there finally exists a porn version of everything and everyone. Then there will be nowhere left to go but to make porn parodies of porn parodies in an inifinte loop of recursiveness.

  And then we will finally have some peace.

• [Znaps]

  To be fair, there were a couple of funny porn parodies – for example, the Adam West Batman porn parody was so spot-on to the source material that it could have stood up as a re-launch of the production.

  Also, The Big Lebowski porn parody was very well made.

  This just seems lackluster though… But they’re at least a step or two above the eponymous Movie titles now. It’s sad when ____ A XXX Parody is better than a mainstream hollywood attempt to parody even a whole slew of movies.

• [Regulas]

  Shouldn’t the Marge actress be more bosomy? (Purely in the interest of being true to the original source material???)

• [jphilby]

  Ay yay yay. I’d rather see Idi Amin making it with corpses.

• [BDiamond]

  what is this i don’t even

• [Anonymous]

  hot tea and a kitten? now THAT’s kinky.

• [Anonymous]

  Worst … parody … ever.

• [Anonymous]

  At least they left Bart, Maggie & Lisa out.

  • [pjcamp]

    They kinda have to, what with the law and all.

• [gornzilla]

  I like they waited 20 years to make sure even Baby Maggie is legal. People have been arrested for child porn for having the cartoon sex videos.

• [Znaps]

  Well that’s just screwed up.

  I mean, they had to resort to McBain/Nancy and Moe/Cookie Kwan?

  Really? I can think of at least one better scene right off the top of my head…

  How about… Edna Krabppel? Maybe in a Karl/Lenny double team cuckold scene in front of Principal Skinner. See? Wasn’t that easy?

  Aw hell, I think they should have a scene with Sideshow Bob. I don’t even care how they work it out.

• [MadMolecule]

  Gross!

  …yet strangely compelling…

• [apoxia]

  The voices are good, at least.

• [youdiejoe]

  IT BURNS! OH GAWD IT BURNS!

  • [flatfive]

    You mean it BOO-urns?

• [cjp]

  You have to admit – their Flanders was very good. But do you think he’s as sexy as the real (shirtless) Flanders?

  http://www.springfield-story.de/bilder/wallpaper/Sexy%20Flanders.jpg

• [Tristan Eldtritch]

  Holy crap. On one level I’m repulsed, and on another disappointed that my favorite character the Seadog doesn’t seem to get a look in.

• [beemoh]

  “I need to go be alone for a little while with some hot tea and a kitten.”

  To do what, exactly?

  *eyes Xeni suspiciously*

  • [Phikus]

    What is the world coming to when a girl can’t be alone with her pussy and a warm beverage without being eyed suspiciously..?

  • [Church]

    She’s going to get all Plinkett on that kitteh.

• [Anonymous]

  You know, the Simpsons turned into a hardcore sex series so gradually that I didn’t even notice.

• [kmoser]

  Okay, when I first saw the still image of the studly dude with weird colored skin and a blonde standing behind him, my first thought was that it was supposed to be a porn parody of OJ Simpson and wife Nicole.

• [Phikus]

  They’ve all got one too many fingers, for starters. It would seem that this might matter at some point.

• [Anonymous]

  I am so, so glad I stopped reviewing porn last year. It was easy money, but stuff like this made it difficult at times. (The Munsters porn parody… I used up all the brain-bleach in the house after that.)

  • [Maddy]

    Wicked is doing Rocky Horror.

• [thebelgianpanda]

  I will never doubt your judgement on what not to watch again, Xeni. Never again!!

• [Camp Freddie]

  My eyes! Ze googles, zey do nothing!!!

• [Anonymous]

  Mmmmmmmmmmm Terrible.

  Gotta say though, that is the best Homer impression I’ve ever heard.

  But really, Moe and Cookie? No obvious scene with Apu and Manjula behind the squishy machine? Or a free-for-all with the Springfield Investorettes?

• [SKR]

  pet the kitteh

• [Anonymous]

  I’m pirating this the SECOND it hits Usenet.

• [planettom]

  Stupid sexy Flanders!

• [Anonymous]

  Is that…is that Henry Rollins?

  • [israel]

    Negative, that’s Evan Stone, but I the resemblance is striking at times. And those porn parodies are all terrible to varying degrees. They remind me ironically of Christian pop music. It’s amazing people still pay money for any of that stuff.

• [atomicon]

  I don’t know, I think Marge looks hot…

  But then again, I kind of have a crush on my daughter’s Ariel princess doll:

  http://tinyurl.com/4comrkj

• [Antinous / Moderator]

  NSFW NSFW NSFW Obligatory Smurf porn link. NSFW NSFW NSFW

  • [malthusan]

    That is excellent.

• [Anonymous]

  “It’s like I’m wearin’ nothin’ at all… nothin’ at all… nothin’ at all…”

• [Anonymous]

  Rule 34 ;-)

• [jjsaul]

  Miss Hoover… she’s already got her porn name.

  My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

• [paulehoffman]

  I, too, am disturbed by the image of Xeni having a kitten with her hot tea. Steamed? Fried?OMG raw?

• [TongBei]

  http://nelsonhaha.com/