Sperm Wars (BB Flickr Pool)


An illustration contributed to the Boing Boing Flickr Pool by BB reader Phil Jones (website)


  1. In before pendants: Yes, I know that sperm is either X *or* Y, but I thought it was a little funnier the other way…

  2. Eh. This is going to rise to new Star Wars sexual innuendos.

    New meanings for the terms, “trench run,” “exhaust port,” and “bullseying womprats back home.”

    “You’re all clear kid, now let’s blow this thing and go home.”

    1. “They came from behind!”

      LUKE: “Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there!”

      WEDGE: “Sorry!”

  3. “A direct hit, and only a direct hit, will cause a chain reaction.”

    …But seriously, has anyone used the trench run metaphor to tell their kids about fertilization? Because it seems like a natural, to me.

  4. In this version, all the rebel ships are chemically destroyed except for Red 5, who merges with the Death Star, which becomes a floating, thumbsucking Jedi the size of the entire Galaxy.

  5. “I’ve got a problem here”
    “Pull out!”
    “No, I can handle it.”
    “No, I- wooarrrrg!”

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