Comments on: Frozen pizza and frozen cookie-dough, in the same package http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sun, 19 May 2013 12:38:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: chgoliz http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004290 chgoliz Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004290 The take-and-bake places (our local one is called "Homemade Pizza Company", which always makes me chuckle) also offer salads, though. Let's see DiGiorno pull off a frozen pizza, cookie dough, and Caesar salad combo. The take-and-bake places (our local one is called “Homemade Pizza Company”, which always makes me chuckle) also offer salads, though.

Let’s see DiGiorno pull off a frozen pizza, cookie dough, and Caesar salad combo.

]]> By: ManOutOfTime http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004297 ManOutOfTime Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004297 OMG I could actually feel myself getting fatter from just looking at that package. OMG I could actually feel myself getting fatter from just looking at that package.

]]> By: erg79 http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004298 erg79 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004298 I can just imagine the commercial: Kid #1: Mom, I want pizza! Kid #2: No, I want cookies! Kid #1: Pizza! Kid #2: COOKIES! Mom: [exasperated look on her face] Why does it have to be so hard to decide? Voiceover: Now it doesn't!... I can just imagine the commercial:

Kid #1: Mom, I want pizza!
Kid #2: No, I want cookies!
Kid #1: Pizza!
Kid #2: COOKIES!
Mom: [exasperated look on her face] Why does it have to be so hard to decide?
Voiceover: Now it doesn’t!…

]]> By: travtastic http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004558 travtastic Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004558 They should really make tiny, two-bite pizzas. They can go on top of chocolate chip cookies. Like bagel bites, but you die faster. They should really make tiny, two-bite pizzas. They can go on top of chocolate chip cookies. Like bagel bites, but you die faster.

]]> By: tsherrell http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004568 tsherrell Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004568 LOL!! Kraft's new spokesperson team should be Cheech & Chong!! LOL!! Kraft’s new spokesperson team should be Cheech & Chong!!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004316 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004316 This...this actually makes sense to me. I've roasted potatoes/sweet potatoes for future use while baking other stuff. It's an efficient use of the oven. Yeah, it's packaged food, but that's a different rant, right? This…this actually makes sense to me. I’ve roasted potatoes/sweet potatoes for future use while baking other stuff. It’s an efficient use of the oven.

Yeah, it’s packaged food, but that’s a different rant, right?

]]> By: Nash Rambler http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004319 Nash Rambler Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004319 I also was thinking this. I also was thinking this.

]]> By: jackie31337 http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1005345 jackie31337 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1005345 I also like it from that perspective: if I'm going to heat up the oven, I might as well bake a few things while I'm at it. I've been on the fence trying to decide whether this is horrifying or brilliant. I'm leaning toward brilliant: frozen pizza is a treat I try not to indulge in too often, so the cookies are a nice extra once in a while. I also like it from that perspective: if I’m going to heat up the oven, I might as well bake a few things while I’m at it.

I’ve been on the fence trying to decide whether this is horrifying or brilliant. I’m leaning toward brilliant: frozen pizza is a treat I try not to indulge in too often, so the cookies are a nice extra once in a while.

]]> By: aelfscine http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004323 aelfscine Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004323 Why not just make a pizza... that's topped with cookies! So delicious! Why not just make a pizza… that’s topped with cookies! So delicious!

]]> By: Lobster http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004331 Lobster Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004331 Finally! No more buying two boxes like a sucker for me! Finally! No more buying two boxes like a sucker for me!

]]> By: Xenu http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004338 Xenu Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004338 This is great news for people who are on a processed foods only, high carb, high fat diet. This is great news for people who are on a processed foods only, high carb, high fat diet.

]]> By: sam1148 http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004604 sam1148 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004604 Interesting that people are mentioning pot. Because right behind where it says "Do not consume raw cookie dough". Looks like a subliminable pot leaf. Interesting that people are mentioning pot. Because right behind where it says “Do not consume raw cookie dough”. Looks like a subliminable pot leaf.

]]> By: thecheat http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004349 thecheat Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004349 They (DiGiorno) also sell a "Pizza & BREADSTICKS!" pack which I think makes more sense. I don't mind their pizza but the breadsticks are a little gross. But I love me some carbs... now I'm on a no carb diet and it's sad. :( They (DiGiorno) also sell a “Pizza & BREADSTICKS!” pack which I think makes more sense. I don’t mind their pizza but the breadsticks are a little gross. But I love me some carbs… now I’m on a no carb diet and it’s sad. :(

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004613 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004613 The desert is always baking. It's hot there, in the desert. The desert is always baking. It’s hot there, in the desert.

]]> By: Jack http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1005127 Jack Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1005127 I hear that if you send in 10 proof-of-purchases you get a free “I Give Up on Life!” t-shirt. I hear that if you send in 10 proof-of-purchases you get a free “I Give Up on Life!” t-shirt.

]]> By: adamnvillani http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004874 adamnvillani Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004874 U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

]]> By: Rob Cruickshank http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004367 Rob Cruickshank Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004367 Note the 3 separate warnings to cook the cookie dough! Why can't they just face reality, and clean up whatever it is that makes doing what they damn well know we're going to do anyway, a bad idea? Note the 3 separate warnings to cook the cookie dough! Why can’t they just face reality, and clean up whatever it is that makes doing what they damn well know we’re going to do anyway, a bad idea?

]]> By: Slappy http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1005395 Slappy Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1005395 I saw that the last time I was at the store. They also have the the pizza packaged with boneless buffalo wings and one with boneless honey BBQ wings. I saw that the last time I was at the store. They also have the the pizza packaged with boneless buffalo wings and one with boneless honey BBQ wings.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004377 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004377 Soon to be conveniently available at your favorite Medical Marijuana dispensary. Soon to be conveniently available at your favorite Medical Marijuana dispensary.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1005402 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1005402 To quote a recent Toothpaste For Dinner: "Legalize Weed — Tax Pizza" http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/011911/legalize-weed.gif To quote a recent Toothpaste For Dinner:

“Legalize Weed — Tax Pizza”

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/011911/legalize-weed.gif

]]> By: Rob Beschizza http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004400 Rob Beschizza Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004400 NOW WITH RIZLA NOW WITH RIZLA

]]> By: fnc http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004404 fnc Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004404 "Are YOU tired of being a slave to the 'two box' system?" “Are YOU tired of being a slave to the ‘two box’ system?”

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004413 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004413 Makes perfect sense to me when I first saw it. I've already got the oven heated up. While the family enjoys the Digiorno the desert will be baking. Of course my wife didn't agree. Makes perfect sense to me when I first saw it. I’ve already got the oven heated up. While the family enjoys the Digiorno the desert will be baking.

Of course my wife didn’t agree.

]]> By: Emo Pinata http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004423 Emo Pinata Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004423 Gross. Like there needed to be another reason to avoid Digiorno's standard fair - tollhouse cookies. I dislike all frozen pizza, but I do love me some raw processed cookie dough. Nostalgia at its best! Gross. Like there needed to be another reason to avoid Digiorno’s standard fair – tollhouse cookies.

I dislike all frozen pizza, but I do love me some raw processed cookie dough. Nostalgia at its best!

]]> By: skysky http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004424 skysky Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004424 Great idea or the greatest idea??? Great idea or the greatest idea???

]]> By: Wendy Blackheart http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004425 Wendy Blackheart Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004425 Well, considering this IS what I buy for a weekend of smoking weed already, its nice that they put it together in one box, in one place. It will mean that much less time blowing my high while wandering around a supermarket in confusion wondering what the hell is going on, why everything is so shiny, and becoming fascinated with the idea of making brussels sprouts instead. Well, considering this IS what I buy for a weekend of smoking weed already, its nice that they put it together in one box, in one place. It will mean that much less time blowing my high while wandering around a supermarket in confusion wondering what the hell is going on, why everything is so shiny, and becoming fascinated with the idea of making brussels sprouts instead.

]]> By: billstewart http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004426 billstewart Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004426 Is this tied in to the "Walmart of Weed" article posted a bit later today? Just about enough time to bake a frozen pizza? Is this tied in to the “Walmart of Weed” article posted a bit later today? Just about enough time to bake a frozen pizza?

]]> By: mappo http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004941 mappo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004941 Thanks, Meat Cat! Thanks, Meat Cat!

]]> By: ariel http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1005456 ariel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1005456 Now you can eat cookie dough while you wait for your pizza to cook. Genius! Now you can eat cookie dough while you wait for your pizza to cook. Genius!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/01/24/frozen-pizza-and-fro.html#comment-1004447 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1004447 Great idea! Obviously the next iteration will also include some antacid tabs, and a blood glucose monitoring strip. Great idea! Obviously the next iteration will also include some antacid tabs, and a blood glucose monitoring strip.

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