Professor pees on other professor's door


28 Responses to “Professor pees on other professor's door”

  1. Teller says:

    Great idea for a school!

  2. Halloween Jack says:

    Marking his territory?

  3. chumpmeat says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if there wasn’t alcohol involved. I had a co-worker, a teetotaler, who was very repressed and uptight. When he got fed up with the company one day, he started peeing in the stairwell until they caught him and fired him.

    Oddly, a month after losing his job I saw him and he seemed defiant about it, not embarrassed, like doing that actually satisfied some urge that was important to him. I don’t know if he thought that made him Cool Hand Luke, but to everyone at the flood company it was just “Eeeew! He did what? Why? Why would someone do that?”

    • knoxblox says:

      Ahahaha! I know exactly who you mean, chumpmeat!

      Luckily, you mentioned what kind of company…and yes, I saw him a few months afterward, still doing his Cool Hand Luke bit.

      A few crazy incidents occurred at that place, didn’t they?

    • anansi133 says:

      For some strange reason, this has got me to thinking of how many ways kitty litter can be marketed. And the various kinds of scoops they sell that let you sift through your cat’s poop.

      If toxoplasmosis was somehow involved, it would make sense that there would be a market for cat-poop toys. Socially unacceptable, but the pet makes a good alibi.

      It sounds like maybe your CHL and Dr Petrov might both benefit from joining a diaper pail club.

  4. Paul Coleman says:

    at California Statue University

    I’m really psyched that there’s a university for statues.

  5. Pip_R_Lagenta says:

    Heh! Heh! That is my Alma Mater, too. I can tell you, when it rains in Southern California, it pours.

  6. Hools Verne says:

    I think you will find that in some social spheres this is a mark of great respect.

  7. xtine says:

    There are over 23 different campuses in the California State University system. This was specifically the Northridge campus.

  8. erg79 says:

    Remember folks…just because I know more about math than you could begin to understand, I put my pants on one leg at a time, and piss on my enemy’s doorknob just like you.

  9. MadMolecule says:

    I’m gonna go way out on a limb and speculate that alcohol may have been involved.

  10. silkox says:

    There’s something about California universities and mathematicians. When I was in grad school back in the ’80s, a UC math graduate student attacked and killed his major professor as the professor stood at a urinal.

  11. simonbarsinister says:

    So will he have to become a registered sex offender for the rest of his life and not go within so many yards of a school or library now? Public urination is categorized as a sex offense.

  12. Pantograph says:

    *sigh* it is always the mathematicians. They make astronomers look sane.

  13. BrotherPower says:

    A good friend of mine (and a Cal State Northridge alum, oddly enough) told me about a prank they used to pull in the dorms there. They called it the “piss puck,” and it entailed freezing your urine in a petri dish and then sliding the resulting pee-disk under the victim’s locked door. That way, you could pee on their floor without ever setting foot in their room.

    Too bad Prof. Petrov didn’t know my friend.

    • dainel says:

      You can get more volume by cutting a small hole at the bottom of a plastic bag. Then slide the plastic bag partway under the door. Pour your urine into the bag. It flows out the hole.

  14. dross1260 says:

    He was just demonstrating the Chance Unconstrained Maximum Flow Problem with Fuzzy Arc Capacities

  15. Anonymous says:

    Best comment I’ve seen elsewhere: “I’m surprised he didn’t make a grad student pee for him.”

  16. knoxblox says:

    Too bad this wasn’t the physics department. He could have claimed he was working on “stream theory”.

    Ba dump bump.

    I’ll be here all week, folks.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Two counts? That’s interesting. I imagine the first count was for the main stream, then another count for the final shake.

  18. Brainspore says:

    If students weren’t already referring to Petrov as “Professor P.” then they will now.

  19. ill lich says:

    That’s HIS territory now.

  20. Algo Ritmo says:

    Given p subspaces of an infinite vector space P, the maximum range of each p will be < or = to the distance, d, between P and the target door, D.

  21. Yamara says:

    Students are advised to submit their papers to Prof. Petrov by leaving them on his desk, or when he is left inside on evenings so inclement that he cannot go walkies, on the floor of his office.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Yup. Sounds like a mathematician to me.

    - a fellow Mathematician

  23. Anonymous says:

    >>”Public urination is categorized as a sex offense.”<<

    No it isn’t.

    A guy with a ticket for public urination.

  24. oddboyout says:

    Why did you have to publish this, I’m so embarrassed for my Alma Mater…

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