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Michael Swanwick's demonic Great Humongous Snow Pile

Cory Doctorow at 6:38 am Sun, Jan 30, 2011

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Snowbound science fiction writer Michael Swanwick sure knows how to creatively dispose of his excess white stuff! "It's night. I'm done shoveling. I can go indoors and relax by the wood stove. Knowing that the snow is outdoors, plotting against me."

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  • Hught

    Wonder if his inspiration came from the recent rerunning of the Calvin and Hobbes strip with the snow monsters surrounding the home.

  • Anonymous

    Thats a mighty fine St. Nick-o’-Lantern

  • Cowicide

    This guy and the trash heap from Fraggle Rock should get together.

  • DeWynken

    My solar lights worked quite happily with snow over them. Once it got thin enough and they could get a charge, they glowed all night. Quite lovely.

  • jere7my

    I creatively dispose of my excess white stuff too, but for some reason nobody ever posts about it.

  • chgoliz

    Truly a wonderful thing.

  • Lobster

    Humongous? It looks like it’s barely up to his car window! I can look outside my window and see a pile of snow that’s twice as tall as I am.

    • chgoliz

      Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • Anonymous

    It looks a bit more like Sergeant Schlock, but it’s not green.

  • knoxblox

    Back in my day, The Humungus wore a hockey mask and neck brace, and spoke through a police bullhorn.

  • Anonymous

    Making snowmen (or snow in general) glow is an easy thing to do. You just need a 3V coin battery, an LED light, some tape, and a little plastic bag. Stick the mixture in snow and you have glow.

    If you’re really brave you could wire up a solar circuit to a snowman, one that was dark detecting. Easier than most people think.

    I know http://www.instructables.com has a whole lot of little LED projects that would spice up a snowman. (Search for LED Snowies for example.)

    I for one am waiting for Wisconsin to get some snow this week… just to test out such a thing… I’m thinking blinking red snowman eyes…

  • TravelDude

    Wickedly creative.

  • Anonymous

    Who you gonna call!!??

  • Xof

    Creative snow disposal *and* he wrote “In the Drift.” Truly, a Renaissance man.

  • Cefeida

    Ha! :D That’s awesome. What did he put in there, I wonder? Candles or flashlights?

    My friends once made something in the same spirit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cefeida/3285442238/in/set-72157613892391631/