[Video Link] This fellow works hard for his money, doesn't he? (Via Cynical-C)
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12:29 pm Mon
Jan 31, 2011
Clumsy burglar breaks into lottery kiosk
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Cue Benny Hill theme music!
To be fair, we’ve all failed to stand on a swivel chair. Maybe that just knocked his confidence and he broke down from there.
is I still banned or can I commit about this ignorant waste of DNA
Good for the guy who saw the money the thief dropped and pushed it back under the door.
Fool Tip #1: If you don’t care about being spotted/identified, wear the brightest colors you can manage.
Wearing the brightest colours he can manage is actually not such a bad idea, provided he’s got somewhere to ditch them.
If there had been a jar of marbles anywhere in that office, he’d never have gotten away. Just take some common sense security measures, folks.
As it stands… this was the perfect crime.
Also, what was on the other side of the door to the kiosk? Or was it a deadbolt? Usually it’s pretty easy to get out of a room, in my experience.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Are you sure it is not film footage for the next Guy Ritchie movie?
If he was smart he would have just stayed in the kiosk and sold the lottery tickets to passing chumps. That’s where the real money is.
B’spore, you are brilliant. Unfortunately, that is an adjective that does not apply to this gentleman.
This is why people hate burglars. He gets your spare change and wrecks everything in sight.
Not so much a Cat Burglar as kind of a Hippo Burglar. Still, kudos for the workplace safety equipment. If only more burglars would wear appropriate headgear so many needless tragedies could be avoided.
I’ve fallen from grace and I can’t get up!
This must be the day for clumsy burglars:
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/bakery-robber-may-be-melbournes-dumbest-criminal-20110201-1absf.html