Pencil offers dim opinion of modern replacement

fuck-photoshop-20110202-121614.jpg Scott Beale at Laughing Squid spotted this wonderful pencil at Zach Hilder's new Etsy store. It's only $3 a go! How about a matching paintbrush for Painter, and a pen for Microsoft Word? [via Nerdcore and Laughing Squid]

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  1. If a pencil is thought, Photoshop is speech.
    Without thought, speech is incoherent, unstructured, self indulgent noise that provokes boredom rather than another thought.

    Without the speech, the thought risks never being heard. Never being shared and has no opportunity to grow or evolve and is headed for extinction.

    This picture is a great thought. I laughed very much, but it is a very brash pencil that spoke too soon.

    Much more powerful if “Fuck Photoshop” had been pencilled by hand, not typeset.

    Or even better it was a drawing of a pencil with no photo or fonts invited to participate at all.

    But then it would be an authentic thought from a pencil and not a product available for sale.

  2. How about the word “Luddite” scribed down the length of your manual drawing/writing implement.

  3. The pencil is of course the tool of choice for editing photography and designing digital content … wait, what?

    Photoshop isn’t a drawing tool; it’s a digital editing and design tool. It’s a fun idea but doesn’t actually make sense.

  4. If you actually use the pencil as a pencil, eventually sharpening will change it into a seemingly pro-photoshop pencil.

  5. That phrase should really be on an x-acto knife. That’s what Photoshop replaced. Ahhh but maybe the lad is young to know what keyline/paste-up was.

  6. Wouldn’t ‘Fuck Illustrator’ be more appropriate? A dark room with ‘Fuck Photohop’ would make much more sense.

  7. Oh come on, Pencil! I could never replace you! Remember last night, we were drawing like crazy. Seriously, it’s nothing personal when I scan the image into Photoshop. It’s just business!

    But no one can sketch like you, I promise.

  8. Photoshop is awesome. Hating it is dumb.

    Do pencils hate paintbrushes too? Cameras?

    Pencils be jealous.

  9. This is one of the less creative items I’ve seen on Etsy. And I can’t imagine paying $3 for a pencil. But I completely agree with the sentiment.

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