Xeni Jardin at 12:51 pm Fri, Feb 4, 2011
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I particularly enjoy the news24 article on the matter, it’s got some choice quotes from the fellow, including that he apparently blames the onset of democracy for the public farting “problem.” :P
Sounds like it’s time for a bottle of Liquid Ass…
Sometimes, very rarely, I read a Boing Boing post just to read the smartass comments.
“He who refuses guilt admission,
Bears blame for foul emission.”
“He embraces rhyme defense
For his crime of flatulence.”
“When malevolent vapour doth linger,
He that pointeth, hath pulled finger.”
Christ, I could go all day…
Ah but “Whoever denied it, supplied it!”.
I always use the defence of, He who said the rhyme, did the crime.
He who articulated it, particulated it
The other thought that occurred to me: how will the police cope with the infamous “silent but deadly” flatulence? Fart sniffing dogs? You’ll need a hearty breed for that line of work.
I also imagine something akin to Soviet citizens ratting out neighbors on phony charges so they could get their apartments: you walk up to an enemy, let one rip, then point and shout “officer, officer, he farted! Arrest him immediately on section 3 of the civil code regarding befouling the air!”
i think you’ll find ‘he who said the rhyme, did the crime’ trumps all others.
he who calls out the rhymer, is releasing on a timer >.>
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