Cthulhu ski mask

Ian J. Kahn of Lux Mentis, Antiquarian Booksellers, just received this hand-knit Cthulhu hat from his mother as a surprise gift.


  1. That’s a very cool mom, but I do fear we’re gonna start seeing eldritch crap coming out of the woodwork everywhere (’cause, y’know, that’s what eldritch crap does). Once they do a Lovecraft-themed episode of Glee, it’ll be all over.

  2. Great concept. But the tentacles need to be longer and fewer. In fact, you could probably take a green jester cap, wear it over your face and cut a few eyeholes for the proper effect. But you still gotta hand it to Mom.

  3. Alright. Cthulhu is a little overdone, but that is great ALL up and down the town.

    PS-Been meaning to get this off my chest for a while, but Google Chrome, stop pretending that you don’t believe that Cthulhu is a word. And teleport.

  4. Last year’s hat was a Klein Bottle hat. Believe it’s all a plot to stay out of “the bad Home”…and working….

  5. The pertinent question is: will he perceive this as homage or mockery? The answer would determine when you’re eaten.

  6. hey! i’m a mom, and i crochet/knit – AND i know about cthulhu.
    just because we’ve given birth and are crafty doesn’t make us totally lame!

  7. [cue John Cale tune:] Here comes the ski patrol…
    He’s going to scare the kids, they’ll take his lift ticket away.

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