Long arm of law wants public penis on shorter leash

From AFP:

French police say they have arrested a 63-year-old woman who was leading her 40-year-old companion along a busy shopping street by a leash attached to his exposed penis...

The couple admitted to being sex addicts and said they were in the middle of a game when arrested, police said on Thursday.

"Penis-leash couple nabbed at shops"

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• [social_maladroit]

  Funny story, although it’s so hard to tell the real news from the fake news these days.

  On the other hand, Carcassonne might actually be a good place to find sex toys after all.

• [technogeek]

  That’s what you get for not putting a muzzle on it.

• [Anonymous]

  She has the right Idea!!!

• [frankieboy]

  A lovely post-Saint Valentine’s Day story. The main drag part was too much, let’s admit it; but God bless’em. They must have been caught up in the moment.
  @Antinous; your, er, restraint, is appreciated.

• [Anonymous]

  In the picture, which end is for the penis?

• [Jean-Luc Turbo]

  Most people put on their “best face” in public, which enwonders me, if you will, as to what these two lustbirds do in the privacy of their own home.

• [adamnvillani]

  Was the man perhaps wearing a steampunk leather fetish mask?

• [bklynchris]

  HUZZAH! The most life affirming aspects of this story include an active sex life at the age of 63, AND with a man 23 years my junior no less. That is actually the most shocking aspect of the story, IMHO!

• [facetedjewel]

  Think I’ll just keep my mouth shut and wait for Antinous to comment, might learn a little somethin’. Usually do.

  • [Antinous / Moderator]

    I will only say that, if you’re going to buy this sort of thing, Extreme Restraints (which I won’t link) usually has helpful comments, instructions and sometimes videos of items in use. Very, very NSFW.

    • [facetedjewel]

      Thank you, Antinous….like I said, learned a little somethin’.

• [Ugly Canuck]

  I trust that the said long arm of the law will be used to forcefully and deeply ram home the message that the authorities need to keep a tight leash on this sort of thing – before it grows and gets out of hand.

  • [Rob]

    Sounds like they had things well in hand.

• [RedShirt77]

  It probably took you all of ten seconds to find an appropriate picture.

  The interwebs will be the death of us….

• [neuromodder]

  Just look at that banan…ewww.

• [Brainspore]

  Most couples just settle for the metaphorical version of that arrangement.