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Not Salt / Not Pepper shakers

Mark Frauenfelder at 10:34 am Wed, Feb 16, 2011

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  • Tim

    Makes me think of that march chant:
    Not your left
    Not your left
    Not your left
    Your right.
    (repeat indefinitely while marching).

  • Anonymous

    since no one has posted this yet, I’ve gotta go with: “not salt” is pepper, and “not pepper” is salt …. ;-)

  • Fantastico

    ¬ Salt ⊃ Pepper
    ¬ Pepper ⊃ Salt

  • mdh

    when in doubt, the salt shaker almost always has more holes.

    • skabob

      LIES! LIES! DISINFORMATION! HERETIC! BURN HER!

      There’s no standard, it seems to be a personal preference, like folding or wadding toilet paper (please don’t start that one either).

  • Art

    Not Bad.

    Not Good.

  • wygit

    The restroom signs in the Fanny Ann’s in Old Sacramento have been a source of amusement and confusion for almost 40 years.

    http://bit.ly/i7iXMs

    (The women’s is on the right)

  • robcat2075

    Don’t worry, they’re not real, they’re just something hastily done in an image-editing app.

  • phlavor

    How about “Salt” and “Also salt, but one of us is lying” shakers.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, it only works if salt and pepper are the only options.
    I do like “P and ~P” though – condiments for philosophers and mathematicians! FTW!

  • Anonymous

    They both have sugar in them, right?

  • friendpuppy

    All you need to do is leave the lids off, then put the lid back on for a few seconds while you dispense the seasoning.

  • notasheep

    MMmm, the fun — they’re both cayenne pepper!

  • Moriarty

    Sodium powder and powdered hemlock.

    • Marja

      Just as long as neither has powdered cilantro leaves.

      • skeletoncityrepeater

        Wouldn’t you called powdered cilantro leaves ‘coriander’?

        • Antinous / Moderator

          No. Coriander refers to the seeds. At least in the US.

  • bzishi

    I’d feel better if the labels said “not strychnine”, because otherwise it might be. It is best to be safe when you are dealing with food labels.

  • Moriarty

    Sodium powder and powdered hemlock.

  • Baron Karza

    Rather a negative outlook I’d say! I suppose each one is really half empty too.

  • kmoser

    I would like to see a white pepper mill and a black salt shaker.

  • Baldhead

    As someone who uses salt almost never and pepper absolutely never (well.. black pepper- every other pepper is superior in every way possible) these would be useless. Great, however if you assume an 8- spice spice rack must have duplicates.

  • desiredusername

    An excellent case for the reason why binary oppositions are so popular in human discourse.

  • pbump

    Oh my God – imagine, instead, P and ~P shakers. Those would sell like hotcakes near college campuses and in Brooklyn.

    Copyright, pbump, all rights reserved.

  • Sork

    They’re both lightbulbs.

  • Anonymous

    At first glance, I would assume they are just opposites. As “desiredusername” said, “binary opposition”.

    Thus I would assume the Not Salt has pepper

    and

    the Not Pepper has salt :)

    Love the concept.

  • tylerkaraszewski

    So what, they’re paprika and garlic powder?

  • wgmleslie

    I suppose technically speaking that anything but their respective “nots” could be in those shakers.