Mac switcher reaches the "wow, iTunes sucks" brick wall

The excellent Charlie Brooker is going through all the standard stages of the Windows-to-Mac transition. First mocking them as toys, then not caring about their superiority, he ultimately embraced the truth and made the leap. He has just reached the first stage of post-Switch Apple Zen: accepting that iTunes is a turd that hasn't moved on from the DRM era of media syncing. He is also evidently on the threshold of "skeuoomorphic design is nauseating."